Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

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"Suit Would Protect Woodpecker Habitat"--headline, CNN.com, Sept. 9

Must be made of kevlar!

"Bronze-Age Boat Sailors Are Rescued"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 9

Those are some OLD salts!

"Soldier Not Killed in Action; Kin Not Told"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 10

Dear Mom. I am not dead.  Love Son.

"Senate Moves to Limit Sale of Cold Medicine"--headline, Reuters, Sept. 9

Only luke warm medicine to be sold.

"Turkey Nabs Man in Possible Death Plot"--headline, Associated Press, Sept. 12

Turkey vows "No thanksgiving this year!".

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good ones, Doc. I liked the medicine and Thanksgiving ones.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I concur, good ones, Doc.
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Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

liked the medicine and Thanksgiving ones.

Yea, that Turkey one was just waiting for a punch line!

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
I concur, good ones, Doc.
Late to my thanks, but thank you!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: foreverserenity

A smile a day will keep the turkeys away - except on thanksgiving.

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply By: Manopeace

Just remember.  Give a turkey a badge and he rolls all over you!