Can't Live With 'Em ... Can't Live Without 'Em

A Man's Rant Against .. oh you know

from JoeUser Forums
I'm fed up with 'em!! FED UP!!

They tie us down!
They strap us in!

... keepin' us from circulating!!

... tryin' to control us!!

... leavin' us no room to move! NO ROOM AT ALL!!!

Damn, they really chafe my ass!

And those particular ones who try to squeeze you by the balls! BY THE BALLS!!!

But, us men, still love them.

Yep, we do.

Can't live with 'em ... can't live without 'em.

I feel better now.

Thanks for listening.









BTW ... I hope you know I was talking about my underwear.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Apologies to Berkeley Breathed .. who inspired and made ALOT of my little article possible.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I laughed when you read it to me...it's even funnier as I read it myself...lol. Cute...very Cute.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
--Cute...very Cute.--

That's me. But you forgot gorgeous, handsome and adorable too. Oh wait you were talking about the article, right?
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Underwear, Yea right. 
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm simultaneously deeply disturbed and aroused. -- ouch!
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
--Underwear, Yea right.--

Aww, Doc, you're suppose to be on MY side.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
--I'm simultaneously deeply disturbed and aroused. -- ouch!--

Is that good or bad?
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
--I dunno, I could probably live without 'em... sing it with me now

I'm freeeeeee, free ballin--

Damn, you sound just like Tom Petty.