Daily Dose of weird and Coincidental Headlines

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"Climate Scientists Fear Fudge at G8 Meeting"--headline, NewScientist.com, July 5

But no doubts about Peanut Butter.

"Japan Tries to Make Condoms Fun"--headline, Agence France-Presse, July 5

I thought Condoms were FOR FUN?!?!?!?!

"Democrats Seek Court Nominee With 'Big Heart' "--headline, Reuters, July 9, 2005

"Daughter: Saddam 'Had a Big Heart' "--headline, CNN.com, Aug. 2, 2003

So are Democrats looking for Saddam for the SCOTUS?

"N. Korea Agrees to Nuke Talks"--headline, Washington Times, July 10

Well, they did warn us they would use their Nukes!

"Reading Police Shoot Suspect During Chase"--headline, WGAL-TV Web site (Lancaster, Pa.), July 8

Educators are getting serious about why Johnny Cant read!

"Hurricane Dennis Swipes Florida Keys"--headline, Associated Press, July 9

Is Jeb Bush going to change the locks?

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Waiting for uDigIt to come up with better comebacks!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Japan Tries to Make Condoms Fun"--headline, Agence France-Presse, July 5

I thought Condoms were FOR FUN?!?!?!?!

Hehe! That's crazy! I wonder what they did to make them more fun though...

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Hehe! That's crazy! I wonder what they did to make them more fun though...

Knowing the Japanese, they will automate the little suckers!

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
"N. Korea Agrees to Nuke Talks"--headline, Washington Times, July 10Well, they did warn us they would use their Nukes!"Reading Police Shoot Suspect During Chase"--headline, WGAL-TV Web site (Lancaster, Pa.), July 8Educators are getting serious about why Johnny Cant read!"Hurricane Dennis Swipes Florida Keys"--headline, Associated Press, July 9Is Jeb Bush going to change the locks?

! That's some good stuff!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

That's some good stuff!

Thank you!  From my best fan!

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
---Waiting for uDigIt to come up with better comebacks!---
thanks, Doc but you do just fine I always like your witty remarks

---Thank you! From my best fan!---
I thought I was your best fan.

I have some comments now, Doc .. not better ones just different ones.

---"Climate Scientists Fear Fudge at G8 Meeting"---
I wonder if they fear Judy Blume too.(for readers of children's books)

---"Japan Tries to Make Condoms Fun"---
They put a radio in them. So they can make sweet music together.(very weak)

---"Reading Police Shoot Suspect During Chase"---
Isn't it ironic the suspect is now free .. they didn't READ him his rights.

okay they're getting weaker so I'll stop.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

okay they're getting weaker so I'll stop.

No, they are good.  As the father of 4, I got the Judy Blume one too!