Spiderman vs Darth Vader

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There has been much debate lately over who would win.
I can't see how anyone could say spiderman would win.

Darth Vader would just force choke spidey and it would be over
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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Ah, yeah force choke spidey making him look like this as he gasps for air. Then DV would look at him like this and spidey would fix his face up after his brian would get enough H2O . DV would say to him "let that be a lesson to you BOY . Spidey would say, "YES SIR"
Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
sorry about the multiple posts I am using wincustomize browser and there is true lag here
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

no Problem

Nice piece on what the conversation would be

I think it would be more like

Spidey - "My web will wrap this guy up"... "Shoot..." "Yeah, one for the good guys!..."
DV: With out making a word - Force Choke... Neck snaps... Spidey's body drops to the ground in a heap. DV goes back to doing what he was doing
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't think it would be a cut and dry fight, lots of hopping around and witty banter, at least from spidey. But I don't see how it would end any way but with vader winning. Spidey would be playing for the capture/disable, whereas vader would be going for the kill. Sure, spidey has that whole spidersense going for him, and is a great acrobat and all, but vader has the force on his side. Would be a good fight to watch, but in the end spidey loses. Unless of course, vader is his father too....
Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
"You don't know the power of the dark side"

Please, Vader has itches inside his cod piece that give him more trouble than Spidey would.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Vader without question.

This is a pretty geeky question sushiK...

I think a better fight would be Vader vs Terminator.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Spidy would win because as we all know good triumpths over evil.

spidey good.. darth evil..
Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
You want a REAL geek question?

Darth Vader (in his custom TIE fighter) vs. Starscream (from the 1980's Transformers).
Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I think a better fight would be Vader vs Terminator.


Meh, maybe not. While we're on the subject...

I have nothing against Samuel L. Jackson - I love every movie he's been in - I just dont think he fit in SW. I mean, I was always waiting for one of his 'smooth movie lines'. I think my expectations of that coincided with the whole SW atmosphere.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have nothing against Samuel L. Jackson - I love every movie he's been in - I just dont think he fit in SW. I mean, I was always waiting for one of his 'smooth movie lines'. I think my expectations of that coincided with the whole SW atmosphere.


What about Jackson in #II where he said "This party is over.."
He had some good one liners in that
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Vader of course. He would find Spidey's lack of faith disturbing.

Kind of strange I would find this, I just watched a Star Wars movie.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
Sad. Really sad. MasonM walks away shaking head slowly.
Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Bichur wonders if really cut and dried.

With Jedi training?

Spidey sense coupled with Force? Speed/agility, web & LightSabre?

Seems y'all forgot Luke was helped/trained.
Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Well I'll give the edge to spidey if he was to wear the black alien costume
Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Bichur thinks MasonM is actually sitting in front of puter all atwitter awaiting the next scintillating post of the epic thread
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

One I can't tell which way it would go would be

Neo v Vader

Vader cause of the lightsaber, but maybe not by much
Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I tend to agree with the majority here, Vader would beat the snot outta Spidey. And I LIKE Spiderman, but lets face it, Vader would win.

BTW, if you're interested in other good X vs. Y battles check out The Comic Book Universe Battles page.

I hadn't thought about this page for a long time, until I came across this thread. Enjoy!
Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I'll wait for The Predator vs. Vader
Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top
(Vadar throws stuff to spider man via force. Spiderman dodges all of them.)

Spidey: I'm just too fast for you!

Vadar: I was just toying with you.

(Vadar force chokes spider man.)
Reply #20 from WinCustomize Forums Top
I wanna see Jafo vs Frogboy. no no no. I wannna see Nicole vs Halle

Girl Fight!
Reply #21 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I wanna see Jafo vs Frogboy

Watching paint dry would be more exciting...

Now, Nicole vs Halle.......

Reply #22 from WinCustomize Forums Top
and spidey would fix his face up after his brian would get enough H2O . Is Spidey Hydrocephelic?? Sorry, back a bit.