I can still SMILE :)

from JoeUser Forums
I got a joke from Glen this morning and it made me smile. He's a wizard Glen. Makin me smile when the sky is grey. Anyway here it is:




From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you..........

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top!!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
HAHAHAHAHA !! So very, profoundly true! I had a friend one time that said "Sometimes ya gotta kiss ass to get ass." Wiser words were never spoken... P.S. Glad you're smiling! Your smile's too pretty not to use it!
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hehe!
So very, profoundly true! I had a friend one time that said "Sometimes ya gotta kiss ass to get ass."

I think nothing needs to be added, lol.

P.S. Glad you're smiling! Your smile's too pretty not to use it!

That is so sweet my friend. Thank you
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
LoL...funny. Nice to see you breaking a grin.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks bloom, it's nice to be able to grin too
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

Life is like a tree full of Monkees.  You have the monkees sitting low in the tree.  When they look up, all they can see are the asses of other monkees.  And you have the ones sitting high in the tree.  When they look down, all they see are smiling faces.

Which would you rather see?

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yep, all the asskissers know what they're doing! It gets them wherever they want to go! Glad you're smiling again
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dr Guy, hehe, so we're all monkeys, is that what you're saying? lol

Foreverserenity:
Yep, all the asskissers know what they're doing! It gets them wherever they want to go!

You got that right lady! And plus it's mathematically proven, hehe!
Glad you're smiling again

Thanks
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Dr Guy, hehe, so we're all monkeys, is that what you're saying? lol

Yup!

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hoobba-hooba then!