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The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase
"Tuti Homini" .... Blessed be Mankind.
A woman's rights group approached the Pope the next day to mention that
he blessed all Mankind but not Womankind.
The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti
Homini, et Tuti Femini" .... Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.
The next day a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said they
noticed that he blessed mankind and womankind, and asked if he could
also bless gay people. The Pope said, "Of course."
The next day the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti
Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."
:The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase
"Tuti Homini" .... Blessed be Mankind.
A woman's rights group approached the Pope the next day to mention that
he blessed all Mankind but not Womankind.
The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti
Homini, et Tuti Femini" .... Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.
The next day a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said they
noticed that he blessed mankind and womankind, and asked if he could
also bless gay people. The Pope said, "Of course."
The next day the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tuti Homini, et Tuti
Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."