My Pimped out Ride Defaced

Sometime earlier, I detailed for my readers my pimped out ride. An '86 Chrysler Fifth Avenue, it came equipped with hubcaps that only a fleshpeddler could love.

Now, sadly, it has been defaced. Whether by elements of nature or an overzealous teenager who found his/her wheels one hubcap shy, the left rear hubcap is MIA.

I guess I'm a-gonna have to park with my right side facing out from here on out.