10 Pitches I Wish They'd Use To Sell Us Useless Products

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10 Pitches I Wish They'd Use To Sell Us Useless Products

1) ...And that's not all!!! Wait a minute, I guess that is all. Holy shit! That's all?

2) ...Now available with a luxurious coating of 100% pure cotton-free asbestos...

3) ...Buy one and get a free Osama Bin Ladin Pez dispenser!

4) ...Hours of fun for the whole (crime) family!

5) ...Act now and we'll thrown in a small blond boy at no extra charge...

6) ...Really gets the blood stains out of the freakin' carpet!

7) ...Call now, or a fetus will be aborted by a crazed liberal...

8) ...For the price of one grande Frappacino at Starbucks, you can help keep your Wonder Bread community Negro and Spic free and still reap the benefits of cheap labor!

9) ...We love to see you smirk...

10) ...These are hands down THE most patriotic tube socks on the market...

That's all for today folks, see you in 2005...
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh shit, these are a bit over the top Red. But I certainly laughed hard.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
11) We promise with this pill you'll be having the same great sex you had in 6th grade
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
12) Now you too can have the penis you have always envied.
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ha Ha and Ha!

PS - I'm still waitin' for you and Rat to weigh in on my under flaps article from a few days ago. It just didn't yield quite the response I was hoping for, or resemble the great depth of discussion we engaged in.

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Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
hey man great list I love it!
this one is my favorite.

For the price of one grande Frappacino at Starbucks, you can help keep your Wonder Bread community Negro and Spic free and still reap the benefits of cheap labor!
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Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

"We love to see you smirk"

That's just....great....

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