Old Crab asks.....do you have a WHOPPER !?!
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This has been done before, but as always it was lost a while back to the server dungeons. I believe it should be resurrected........Tall Tales. You can tell I'm just waiting for the All-Star game to come on.
....I was out today pruning alot of trees. I had my John Deere "Gator" stocked with everything I needed. Saw, pruning shears, pruning sauce (band-aids for the cut limbs), music box with pruning music, and of course my beer cooler. ( Since pruning is a rather laid back activity sobriety is not in question). Anyway......I used the occassion to try a rather frothy brew named "La Blatt" - a Louisiana brew. PLINK! As I trundeled along I reached for my first "La Blatt" brew and found the can empty. Thinking I had drank it and forgotton about it I got another one. PLINK! Hmmmmmm, what was that? I'd heard that before when I started out on my pruning rounds but couldn't figure it out, so I ignored it. Anywho....I reached for my second "La Blatt" and it was empty. Believe me I was stumped. (It's hard to stump me, especially when nobody was around to play pranks on me.) I got out another brew and I watched it like a hawk. I turned around for only a second and PLINK. I spun around like a cat to find that a very hostile marsh mosquito had attacked, punched a hole in and drained my "La Blatt" in a New York second.......... . It's true! Really!
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....I was out today pruning alot of trees. I had my John Deere "Gator" stocked with everything I needed. Saw, pruning shears, pruning sauce (band-aids for the cut limbs), music box with pruning music, and of course my beer cooler. ( Since pruning is a rather laid back activity sobriety is not in question). Anyway......I used the occassion to try a rather frothy brew named "La Blatt" - a Louisiana brew. PLINK! As I trundeled along I reached for my first "La Blatt" brew and found the can empty. Thinking I had drank it and forgotton about it I got another one. PLINK! Hmmmmmm, what was that? I'd heard that before when I started out on my pruning rounds but couldn't figure it out, so I ignored it. Anywho....I reached for my second "La Blatt" and it was empty. Believe me I was stumped. (It's hard to stump me, especially when nobody was around to play pranks on me.) I got out another brew and I watched it like a hawk. I turned around for only a second and PLINK. I spun around like a cat to find that a very hostile marsh mosquito had attacked, punched a hole in and drained my "La Blatt" in a New York second.......... . It's true! Really!
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