Tonight I tried to be...

A plumber...and failed miserably!

I got this tricked out faucet, It said "Easy to Install"

Sorry... but my body can't contort in positions to install this damn Faucet! I need a real Plumber...butt crack and all
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Wow....I do plumbing....



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use a basin wrench....and just say no to crack

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/204400/204417/Products/5991065.jpg a picture of one
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I now know why guys like throwing tools
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Annie...disconnect the piping at the wall and connect all the piping to the faucet while it's out. Now feed the piping thru the sink and tighten the plastic couplings (hand tight is all you need and you don't have to see them to do it). Now connect the pipes back to the wall...you can see them....turn on water and pray...



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my body can't contort in positions to install this damn Faucet


But I bet it would be dam funny to see you try Annie

turn on water and pray


Gary, I think it should be "Turn on water and RUN!"
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Yeah...I did it the opposite (per the Instructions) way and fu the valve. I swear, they make those things to last about 6 mo. then wait for your call! Plumbers SUCK!
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..I think you're right on both counts



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Plumbers SUCK


...and what...is that bad??



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wtf is that flex tubing crap?...you do loop-de-loops and it leeks
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Honey....I think you better stick with the cracks....



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Plumbing drove me to drink... 

try re-plumbing a 100 year old house with more spiders than dirt underneath in its 12 inch high crawl space.  [ shudders ]

faucets are a dawdle

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Your close to me, David....wanna come and fix my mess?
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I would but I quit drinking... not sure I could handle plumbing without it. Come to think of it, I quit smoking too... I'd have to think of some way to cope with the stress... hmmmm

okay, I'll do it

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...are we still talking about plumbing...?
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I do have a basin wrench btw...
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....but, do you have a crack???



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yeah, I don't have one of those...but it looks like it could some damage if I threw one
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ahhhh....which one don't you have??



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basin wrench, Gary. I have a few cracks
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Hmmm....I'm pretty good with plumbing.....comes with me 'knowledge' of Ark e texture....

Got your addy here somewhere.....now where's me passport?....

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come hither... and fix me pipes
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Ah....an offer too good to refuse....and more persuasive than the horse-head-in-the-bed....
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Horse head are only warm for awhile...Like cut Flowers. Fix my plumbing and I'll make brunch for the lot of you





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/me runs to library....gets 10 books on plumbing...... books flight to USA....... "I'm Coming Annie".........hehehehe