Tonight I tried to be...
I got this tricked out faucet, It said "Easy to Install"
Sorry... but my body can't contort in positions to install this damn Faucet! I need a real Plumber...butt crack and all
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| my body can't contort in positions to install this damn Faucet |
| turn on water and pray |
Plumbing drove me to drink...
try re-plumbing a 100 year old house with more spiders than dirt underneath in its 12 inch high crawl space. [ shudders ]
faucets are a dawdle 
I would but I quit drinking... not sure I could handle plumbing without it. Come to think of it, I quit smoking too... I'd have to think of some way to cope with the stress... hmmmm
okay, I'll do it 
Hmmm....I'm pretty good with plumbing.....comes with me 'knowledge' of Ark e texture....
Got your addy here somewhere.....now where's me passport?....

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