Watching cars go round and round - almost as boring as watching golf...
Couldn't have said it better myself.... though tennis shoulda got a mention for being as boring as batshit as well.
There's only two sports I'll watch: Cricket and Rugby League... cos jelly/mud wrestling and topless netball aren't being televised as yet.
I used to like watching soccer, but that became a real girlies game with all the dives and stoppages for pretend injuries, so now I don't bother.