Doctor Young and Doctor Geezer

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It's been awhile that I've been able to share a little bit of humor, enjoy.
 

Dr. Geezer was bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said:  "Dr. Geezer's clinic, Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
  
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.   
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
  
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.  Can you please help me ?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."                
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
              
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young:  "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young:  "Oh, no you don't,  -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.
That will be $500."
 
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---I can hardly see anything!!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!
Dr. Geezer:  "Congratulations!
You got your vision back.
That will be $500."
 
Moral of story  -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"
Remember: Don't make us old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.
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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Good stuff, John!!

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top


Remember: Don't make us old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.
End of quote

Priceless! :rofl:

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

When I first saw the thread title I thought: "Ah, somebody else has realised that Dr JBHL has a split personality."

Oh well, maybe another time. :-"

BTW, I love the joke, very good indeed.

Speaking of young and old, it reminds me of the old bull and the young bull up on the hill, the latter of which noticing a herd of a couple hundred heiffers down in the valley below.

The young bull rushes up to the old bull and says: "Why don't you and I run on down the hill and jump a few of them heiffers?"

The Old bull thinks a while and says: "Why don't we just mosey on down there real casual like and jump the lot.

The moral to the story: Age and wisdom beats being young and in an almighty rush.

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Marky need a spanking again, does he?

 

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 4

*Marky need a spanking again, does he?
End of DrJBHL's quote

Could do, it just depends on whose knee I go over.... and whether she's got a wicked side comparable to mine

I must admit that I'm rather attracted to a dominatrix in a real short nurses uniform and pigtails, just don't tell anyone. :grin:

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Better to be pissed off than on. 

Old Brooklyn proverb. :P

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Uvah, reply 6

Better to be pissed off than on. 

Old Brooklyn proverb. :P
End of Uvah's quote

Especially if you were standing below the Brooklyn Bridge.... and getting pissed on from a great height. :grin:

Which reminds me of the time at Dartmouth Castle (England) when I was around 10 or 11......and my mate and I...... O:) :-" :rofl:

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:rofl: Thanks