Book, Movie & Song Titles That Suit WC Members

So, lets have a bit of fun [with the emphasis on fun]  at the expense of other WCers....  by using book/movie/song titles [ammended or otherwise] to 'best' describe them.

I will start off with a few movie titles that came to mind.... starting with WC's resident protagonist.

Doc - The Abominable Dr JBHL

and - Dr JBHL Photoshops Again.

Redneckdude - Sheepfest at the OK Corral

and - Bessie Come Home.

Jafo - Car 54 Where Are You.

and - Talledega Nights: The Ballad of the Flagman & Officials.

Wizard 1956 - Randy Wizard And The Chamber of Harlots

and - The Wizard Of Obstetrics.

not to mention - Merlin and the Knights of the Egg-Shaped Table.

Orright it's your turn.