ah, what?

Hey man. shhh be quiet, it's a cop.
Yes officer?

ah, mmm,
hey, you gonna eat that hotdog?





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Hey...I was 17 and on my first drunk.

My friends and I were out drinking at the Gandy Bridge when I was 17 and came home after basic training. Anyway, Karl was the only one drinking Vodka and the rest of us were drinking tall boy Bud. So the Country Deputy shows up and listens to what we tell him about me being home and he says, ok pour out the open ones and I'll leave. Ya'll find somewhere else to park out of sight. So Karl who is three sheets to the wind walks around the car and to the side of the cops car and all of a sudden we here this cop exclaim "BOY you really want to go to jail don't you?" We all spin around and look at the cop and he's looking the other way so we look to where he is and Karl is pissing on his car door chuging off his bottle. So the cop tells him to bring the bottle over and Karl slurs "No" and he spins around and slings the bottle out into the surf and falls on his butt. Cop tuens and looks me in the eye and says "I'm walking over there and cuffing him if your here when I get done ya'll coming with him"

we left, to bad, so sad ...

Karl moanded about us leaving him for about 4 years

That tip about the wheelmouse changing font size was good.Wondered why the font in yahoo mail was always changing.

dunno, never had it change on me though it is an option I guess...

One thing I do hate about my wheel, is if I am in the browser and have it load the web browser and I do not click to lock it on a page, it scrolls through previous visited urls..

TIP.....Don't fr7y bacon in the Nude... you get burnt in BAAAADDDDD places

The back side of a drywall gun is not a screw set!

Don't wrap my cords I have my own way and its the correct way.

Return tools the same and you got them working AND clean.

Drill bits are only a few dollars, but 20 drill bits are many, buy your own.

If it sounded wet, chances are it is.

Don't apply profelatics in the pitch dark.

Never and I mean never type ( del ..\*.* ) and follow it up with (Y, renturn/entr).

ReFried Beans and Milk do not go together.

Microsoft might consider changing it's name to ManicSoft.

Rectinal leakage is not a possible symptom of medication it IS a deal breaker.

and the last for now.

Instructions and Help files are for those who don't know anyone to ask.

prophylactic.....

oops

@ IP

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! ..Mental image of IPlural putting on a prophylactic!..Thank God it was dark! >

@Jafo & IR

Why is the heading for this thred called You know what?

You know what?...

I could tell you but then I would have to kill you.

Wise man once say, "only two tools are needed in life, duct tape, and wd-40." If it moves and it shouldn't, used duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use wd-40.