I need a pirate joke

try here piratejokes

Try here:  http://www.jokesbykids.com/people/pirate/

and/or:  http://www.olivekids.com/piratejokes.html

Good finds, guys!

Just about all I know are raunchy, but worse things are said now on normall tv here in U.S. so:

The deck swaber goes up to the bartender & bets him 50 silver that he can p*ss from where he's at into a jar in the far corner without spilling a drop, the bartender takes the bet, the deck swaber lets it go soakin everything.  The bartender burst into laughter & says 'you completly missed the jar, pay up'.  The swaber pays up & starts laughing immediatly, the bartender confused asks him why he's so happy, he just lost 50 silver.  The swaber replies 'yes, but I just bet the captian 5 gold I could p*ss all over you, your bar, & everything in it, & you would not only not be mad but would be happy about it'.

Hey thanks much! To be honest, I had already perused those sites, and none of the jokes on them meet my criteria. My guess is that if you have read those, and if you found any of them humorous, and if you have been socialized in the US, that you might not be able to comprehend that a six-year-old who has not spent his life watching American television cannot understand them. Thanks much for your time and effort however!

EDIT: No, the Olivekids site I did not see yet! There were some cute ones there, thank you!!

 Doc comes through again. Take two jokes and call him in the morning, lol.

It's a tough crowed.    I get no respect, I was drowning, the lifeguard swam up to me and said "hey, keep it down over here...   no respect.

I'm all right now but, last week I was in rough shape. I told my wife we need a home improvement loan. She gave me $1000. To move out.

My wife told me to come over. I did. There was nobody home. 

I told the bartender to make me a Zombie. He said God beat him to it. 

No respect at all.

Did I just pirate his jokes?

well, we got one but he's ours and you can't have him.

@ IROKONESS --     !!!!