Who writes stuff like that???
Who?? Them would be would be hip hoppers from Nigeria, if only them had the money to get started.... hence the grub stake spam.
At least they're not on the sidewalk begging and blocking pedestrian traffic.
Tho if they were, you could kick their backsides up to their shoulder blades and send them to the employment office, where eventually they may be put in touch with an honest living.
Nah, WhoTF am I kidding? Okay, then, kick their backsides up to their shoulder blades until their nose bleeds.