A female with the chainmail bikini as a pet of my sovereign? Great idea! I want that too!
Can I imbue him with essence and teach him how to cast spells?
Me: Now, Fidoom, wag your tail *Fidoom wags tail and casts a lightning bolt*
Me: Good boy *gives a treat* Now, hold up your left paw and bark once.
Fidoom: *holds up right paw* Ruff!
A boulder nearly hits me in the head.
Me: No, Fidoom. Your other paw!
Fidoom: *Now lifts up both paws like in a begging pose* Ruff!
A desert suddenly appears and nearly wipes out a farm
Me: No! Let's try something else. Lie down and bark.
Fidoom: *Lies down barks...but his tail wags because he's excited*
Everyone in the town suddenly doesn't feel like doing anything (i.e. the Sloth spell)
Me: *sigh* Maybe this was a bad idea.
He could earn his keep hunting spiders. You'd just lose some of the gildar in keeping his armor in good shape and buying dog food.
Heh, what do I need a pet for when I already have an assassin familar that can single handedly mow down entire armies? Mwaaahhahaha!
The pooch has immunity to arcane doom. Your spy doesn't stand a chance.
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