A mate of mine has a cockatoo that says that.
. "Or" is spelled "O" "R". Not -a-.
You're confusing my mate with the hooker who works out front of the zoo... most days she has a cockortwo. 
Yeah, nothing like smoked parrot...which is what he'd be if that 'jail bird' tried that with me....
Aw c'mon, you haven't had it in so long... you woulda thought your luck had changed.
Nah, seriously, those birds can inflict quite a bit of damage with their talons... not to mention those beaks. If a parrot can crack a walnut in its beak, imagine what it could do to a body part.... ooouchhhh.
