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The Official Bearer of the iKOOLAID has spoken! All hail Steve Jobs!!

April 2, 2010 3:59:03 PM from Stardock ForumsStardock Forums

COME ONE!  COME ALL!  DRINK FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF THE iKOOLAID!  DRINK WITH THE REST OF THE iCULT!  AND STEVE JOBS WILL GIVE YOU MAGICAL FAIRY DUST AND YOU WILL...  be asleep permantly.

http://gizmodo.com/5506692/ipad-is-the-future

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Reply #1 April 2, 2010 7:10:04 PM
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<BILLYMAYSMODE>

THE WORLD IS CHANGING, WE NOW HAVE IPHONES THAT ARE TWICE AS BIG

</billymaysmode>

The iPad is such a piece of trash. People who say it will replace portable laptops are total nuts. You can't even run programs on the thing. You can't render videos or anything that requires flash, making internet browsing somewhat pointless. It doesn't have games. The even removed the ability to call people with it. The iPad is a step BACKWARD.

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Reply #2 April 2, 2010 7:17:35 PM
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is somebody forcing you guys to buy one? if not, shut up.

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Reply #3 April 2, 2010 7:25:26 PM
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LOL I TOLD SOMEONE TO SHUT UP ON THE INTERNET I'M SO COOL

Hey, internet tough guy, go snuggle up with Steve Jobs. Lick his ears lovingly while he gently strokes your thigh.

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Reply #4 April 2, 2010 7:48:11 PM
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Line from ManOWar's 'Guyana' - "Thanks for the Koolaid, Reverend Jim"

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Reply #5 April 2, 2010 8:11:54 PM
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I agree with split's FIRST post.  It is a step backwards.  I'd like to see something, maybe a bit bigger, that will replace laptops, but be cheaper than a laptop.  (Basically, a cheaper high grade laptop that fits in ma pocket )

-Twilight Storm

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Reply #6 April 2, 2010 8:20:43 PM
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I want one the size of New Jersey so I can drive from app to app.

scratch that. gimme one the size of alaska so i can fly from app to app and see russia from my backyard.

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Reply #7 April 2, 2010 8:21:45 PM
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At the current rate, we should be able to make laptop-strength computers that fit in your pocket in the next 15 years. All we need to do is scale down a few components without losing processing power.

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Reply #8 April 2, 2010 8:22:34 PM
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Your opinion would probably be more valid if you actually used one.  Tomorrow, we shall see.

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Reply #9 April 2, 2010 8:35:50 PM
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Not in this case, i think.  All he said was that it'll never replace portable laptops.  Its a simple fact.  This thing can't do what a laptop can, thereby making it a different thing, not a replacement.  It's like saying my couch is gonna replace a microphone.  It'll never happen, because a couch and a microphone have two different purposes.  Same with this.

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Reply #10 April 2, 2010 8:43:47 PM
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wow. i've been told off by a 16 year old kid. he wouldn't say that to my face, i know.

why slam the ipad? because you don't like apple? i'm not a fan of apple either but i don't go from one forum to another to slam apple products. if you don't like products made by apple, don't buy any of them and shut up.

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Reply #11 April 2, 2010 8:45:47 PM
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All those Apple techno-geeks at the GrandPrix...all with their iPhones...all telling me the weather coming was 'real bad' and it'd be here in 17.5 minutes, etc....

I pointed at the sky....."THAT is the weather coming....it'll be exactly enough to be annoying, nothing more."

The STORM did not come....it was somewhere north of Gisborne....about as relevant as London's.

I was right....the iPhones were useless.

Now, an iPad...with a stick shoved up its arse could double as an umbrella.....semi-handy.....

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Reply #12 April 2, 2010 8:50:52 PM
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We haven't "Slammed" anything but peoples opinion of its future.  It lacks the abilities needed to fulfil the role people are claiming it takes.  I am not saying it's worthless, I might actually buy one if I could afford it, but not as a replacement for a laptop.

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Reply #13 April 2, 2010 8:53:51 PM
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why slam the ipad? because you don't like apple? i'm not a fan of apple either but i don't go from one forum to another to slam apple products. if you don't like products made by apple, don't buy any of them and shut up.

Everyone is entitled to his opinion.

Mine is that I despise Jobs' "aquisition" of the Apple brand and his subsequent hypocrisy defending his 'ownership'.

Pity it wasn't a bigger company [and preferably a US-based one] that would/could rip the little upstart a new one.

You have got to be kidding, Jobs.

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Reply #14 April 2, 2010 9:00:48 PM
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Quoting Splitshadow,
reply 7
At the current rate, we should be able to make laptop-strength computers that fit in your pocket in the next 15 years. All we need to do is scale down a few components without losing processing power.

I think these links are appropriate.

http://www.liliputing.com/2009/08/sharp-netwalker-pc-z1-what-you-get-when-you-shrink-a-netbook.html

http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/04/usmarts-mc-1-claims-worlds-smallest-title-certainly-wins-ov/

Of course though, these examples are definately underpowered compared to current laptops, but tiny computers are coming closer and closer.

On OP's article link, I don't understand the wierd 'mysticism' vibe the author wrote for the history of computers, but that ain't too important. I still see no reason to await the Ipad; $600 for an oversized touchscreen? Doesn't look to comfortable too use, either.

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Reply #15 April 2, 2010 9:14:02 PM
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Excellent finds, Swordsalmon.

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Reply #16 April 2, 2010 9:24:31 PM
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Quoting MadDeez,
reply 10
wow. i've been told off by a 16 year old kid. he wouldn't say that to my face, i know.

why slam the ipad? because you don't like apple? i'm not a fan of apple either but i don't go from one forum to another to slam apple products. if you don't like products made by apple, don't buy any of them and shut up.

 

Well you can add a 30 year old man to that to.  How about you shut up and get the hell out MY topic?

You are making demands in another persons topic for crying out loud.  Do you also go to people's houses and demand that your opinion be heard?

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Reply #17 April 2, 2010 9:29:41 PM
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Excellent.  It's good to see somebody taking responsibility for their threads and policing them BEFORE the Flame Wars start.

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Reply #18 April 2, 2010 9:39:30 PM
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Y'all must be talking about the iPOD... no one in their right mind would name something iPAD for goodness sake.

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Reply #19 April 2, 2010 9:43:50 PM
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Quoting TheDarkKnight2008,
reply 16

Quoting MadDeez, reply 10wow. i've been told off by a 16 year old kid. he wouldn't say that to my face, i know.

why slam the ipad? because you don't like apple? i'm not a fan of apple either but i don't go from one forum to another to slam apple products. if you don't like products made by apple, don't buy any of them and shut up.

 

Well you can add a 30 year old man to that to.  How about you shut up and get the hell out MY topic?

You are making demands in another persons topic for crying out loud.  Do you also go to people's houses and demand that your opinion be heard?

another kid you're the one who called it an itampon in another thread.........real mature

 

i won't be buying an ipad....ever. but why bash it? so you don't like apple? big deal. don't buy anything by apple and shut up.

i don't buy nvidia. where's my thread bashing nvidia and the new 480 cards? oh yeah!!! i didn't post one anywhere.

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Reply #20 April 2, 2010 10:08:09 PM
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Yeah, the second link was pretty impressive. It's better than a five year old computer in everything but resolution pretty much.

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Reply #21 April 2, 2010 10:11:21 PM
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Who said they don't like apple?  I don't remember reading it...

(I love how Mad hasn't said a word to me, even though I've been against him since before he got here.  Methinks I smell a personal vendetta here...A true debater would have countered, or at least publicly conceded to, and opposing evidense, not locked onto one poster and attacked them personally.)

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Reply #22 April 2, 2010 10:13:58 PM
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Ah, but nVidia isn't claiming that the future will only EVER BE nVidia video cards. Nor are they saying that their cards will replace microchips.

Apple is claiming that the iPad, which is really just a electronic tablet of some sort, will replace the laptop. Which I disagree with completely, because the two are two different products.

Personally, I also just don't like Apple very much. They make this whole thing that their products are all "hip" and "the latest thing" and are the absolute best thing the world has ever seen since, well, from Apple's perspective, the world began. I consider Microsoft's Windows platforms to be far superior- they have the apps I want, the games I will play, and the tools I need. Macs simply don't have what I want or need.

While I agree that calling the iPad the "iTampon" is a bit immature, Apple rather asked for it considering how close their product's name is to feminine hygiene products.

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Reply #23 April 2, 2010 11:22:29 PM
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Quoting MadDeez,
reply 19



Quoting TheDarkKnight2008,
reply 16

Quoting MadDeez, reply 10wow. i've been told off by a 16 year old kid. he wouldn't say that to my face, i know.

why slam the ipad? because you don't like apple? i'm not a fan of apple either but i don't go from one forum to another to slam apple products. if you don't like products made by apple, don't buy any of them and shut up.

 

Well you can add a 30 year old man to that to.  How about you shut up and get the hell out MY topic?

You are making demands in another persons topic for crying out loud.  Do you also go to people's houses and demand that your opinion be heard?


another kid you're the one who called it an itampon in another thread.........real mature

 

i won't be buying an ipad....ever. but why bash it? so you don't like apple? big deal. don't buy anything by apple and shut up.

i don't buy nvidia. where's my thread bashing nvidia and the new 480 cards? oh yeah!!! i didn't post one anywhere.

I also posted a picture of my workstation with an imac and an iphone troll:

You can easily find this topic by scrolling a bit in this very forum...  Or visiting this link:

http://forums.impulsedriven.com/376657

So how do I not like Apple troll?  By the fact that I have apple products?!  The ipad is a useless device comapred to the last 15 years of pc tablets.

Now please leave my topic.

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Reply #24 April 2, 2010 11:32:17 PM
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well, good for you, dark knight! i too have an iphone. i have a macbook pro, tho.

explain to me how you can sit there and bash the ipad and have never used it? for that matter, you've never seen it personally. after you buy one tomorrow, then you can bash it. you are like the person who bashes vista or win 7 and has never used either. what you're saying about the ipad may be true but you don't know if it is or not. i just find it highly amusing that someone who has never used an app or product can bash it. btw, what is "permantly"?

 

you're not fun anymore.

leaving thread.....bye!!!!

 

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Reply #25 April 2, 2010 11:37:02 PM
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Dude, he asked nicely to leave his topic.  If you're gonna come back anyway, at LEAST have the courtessy to be civil?

 

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