*doc starts firing up his fave program...
Uh oh, I'm in for it now!
Oh no, not between Doc and Dave!!! They have terrible table manners! I only have to wriggle in my chair a little, maybe lift a butt cheek to get a little more comfortable, and there thay are, banging their fists on the table, coughing and spluttering (without covering their mouths) and yelling out stuff like: "Oh no you don't!!!"
Nah, if I go on THE list, I'll have to have a section to myself... wot with all the wusses around here who are petrified of a little gas.
Well, if everyone on the list was at that same table, from what I've heard around here.... if You lift a butt check, You might just be the only one left on the list. And being the nice guy that I am, I would be forced to give You a pardon from the list since You took care of everyone else for Me.....thus ruining Your chance of being on the list. The only way You might be able to get on the list successfully is if at the moment where the check was lifted.....Doc happened to step out and therefore I would feel cheated by You. You of course would now be at the top of the list, which would move Doc down to Dave's spot ( currently #2 because Doc has #1 ) and this would then upset Doc, effectively earning You a pardon from the list ..........I really don't know what to tell You starkers, I'm trying My hardest to accommodate Your wish to be on the list...........