Two duck were flying South for Winter when a SR-71 flew past at mach 5. After doing several mid-air somersaults due to the resulting turbulence, one duck said to the other: "Shit, did you see that?"
"Sure did!", replied the other duck.
"And shit, wasn't he moving!" says the first duck!"
To which the second duck responds: "And so would you if you had two assholes... and both were on fire!"
