Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010

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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2010

Number 10
Life is a sexually transmitted diease...
 
Number 9 
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate
at which one can die. 
 
Number 8 
Men have two emotions: 
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich. 

Number 7 
Give a person a fish and you feed them for
a day, teach a person to use the Internet 
and they won't bother you for weeks. 

Number 6 
Some people are like a Slinky... 
Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile 
  when you shove them down the stairs.. 

Number 5 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, 
 lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 

Number 4 
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.   
 It pays no attention to Criticism. 

Number 3 
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 
and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? 

Number 2 
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. 
Now the world is Weird and people take
Prozac to make it normal....

And The Number 1 Thought For 2010 : 
" Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers 
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"
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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Haha! On number one

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:grin:  

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.
End of quote

Ah, so that's why I've gained so much weight. :-"

No. 11:  Sex is like a bank account... you lose interest at the moment of wthdrawal.

 

 

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:rofl:

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Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

No. 11: Sex is like a bank account... you lose interest at the moment of wthdrawal.
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I thought you knew that already XD :O

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting mrs, reply 5
No. 11: Sex is like a bank account... you lose interest at the moment of wthdrawal.

I thought you knew that already
End of mrs's quote

:omg: :rofl:

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

They were all good.:rofl:

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted..
End of quote

Life is a sexually transmitted disease*

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

No. 12: Marriage, divorce and alimony are all sexually transmitted... avoid the second two by abstaining from the first, live in sin instead.

:rofl:

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Life is a sexually transmitted disease
End of quote

Wear condoms to stop its spread.

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Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting superman, reply 11
Life is a sexually transmitted disease

Wear condoms to stop its spread.
End of superman's quote

:rofl:   Bloody good Supe!

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 3

Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without
an erection, make him a sandwich.


Ah, so that's why I've gained so much weight.

No. 11:  Sex is like a bank account... you lose interest at the moment of wthdrawal.

 

 
End of starkers's quote

You're a riot, dude!!    

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You're a riot, dude!!
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I try, but banks being what they are these days, I have low interest.  I try, gawd knows I try ... even going as far as to stand in line for the really hot teller with a sexy smile and more than ample cleavage... like WOW (hers is the only queue that goes out the door and halfway down the street) yet I'm still reduced to little or no interest and eating sandwiches.

:-"