banned for rocking around the clock

Banned for buggering off the do your own thing while still on the clock.... then finishing your shift 2 hours late and claiming overtime

banned for making time an issue.

banned for issuing time bills

banned for issuing time bills

Banned for billing Old Father Time for overtime and not enough hours in the day to cash in.

Banned for leaking time from a goatskin pouch on top of Mt. Ararat in a boat.

Banned for keeping your watch in a goat's ballbag pouch to keep the dust off it while looking for Mt. Washington on a parchment map found in a boat off the coast of someplace nearby a pristine shoreline.

banned for sail from c to shiny c

banned for sail from c to shiny c

Banned for trying to polish light beams.

banned for beaming them up

banned for beaming them up

Banned for perving at braless young ladies who are just beaming with confidence.

Banned for OBS.

*obsessive boobie syndrome*

banned for calling out his presumption of manliness 

banned for calling out his presumption of manliness 

Banned for peeking.

Banned for peaking before your time.

banned for not commenting on my new trackball 

Banned for getting your balls tracked.

banned for not following the new trend

Banned for starting a new page...again. And the 23 451 at that.

Banned for new page envy.

banned for envy