Banned for the output to the input that put the putt in the box of P's and Q's and input the R's and T's plus the M's on the other side of the tunnel required for the W's and Y's to hide specific X's needed to further the resumption of classical DB's corrupted by DC's inability to control S's when N's and G's plus U's and F's in conjunction with JKL's Q and Z+S along with HNV with number 9 and #9 and num9 for the quarter final in less than 4.179943539 seconds. 

banned for changing the format of the forums

Banned for being complicit in a complicated complicity of Biblical proportions and confounding the coxswain on the punt on the River Styx.

Banned for overindulging.

banned for not coming and sailing away with us as we become dust in the wind

Banned for sailing away of a wisp of the wind and leaving a pile of evaporated dreams behind  you.

Banned for running water in a loose configuration.

banned for taking the road to the common grave

Banned for laying in wait at the cemetery gate...and the knave isn't in the common grave but a rare one.

Banned for gravely misconstruing original intent. 

Banned for burying original intent in a grave and unceremonious manner

Banned for striking up the band.

banned for band striking

Banned for banning band aides.

Banned to the enth degree by the first person in the last row on the left (or is that the right) (depends from which direction you're coming) of the aisle in the middle of the centre of the room at the rear of the building situated 3rd from the corner on the first street on the right halfway up midtown

Banned for running in circles.

banned for circling the wagons and preparing for election

Banned for wagoning in circles and proudly showing off your erection....  40 foot flagpoles in front yards should be banned.

banned for going on about the flagpole 

Banned for not flagging your pole with a red flag.... danger, danger...... danger Will Robinson..... DANGER!!!!!!!!

Banned for lollipops.

Banned for taking a short walk on a long pier.... and that coin operated telescope was not put there for you to perve on bikini babes who advocate freeing the nipple.

Banned! I used the old scopes on top of the Empire State Building and, at the time anyway, was waaaaay cool. 

banned for using such old devices 

Banned for not appreciating the vast potential of the telescope... from 'bird' watching to gazing at the stars... watching Halley's Comet streak across the night sky.

So glad I took the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to observe Halley's Comet through a telescope when I did in 1986.... was on a pier at a place named Shorncliffe in SE Queensland, Australia, what an amazing sight!!!!!!!