Banned for tubing in the rapids.

Banned for being too rapid to float down the tube on a swimming pool floatation device.

banned for trying to rollerskate on a buffalo turd

Banned for trying to zip-lock a buffalo turd to an aerial drone

Banned for buffalo cookies.

Banned for buffalo buns and dancing the beefcake bolero in pink ballet shoes.

Banned 'cause pigs fly ala Floyd.

banned for trying to put them on the dark side of the moon where the dogs lay

Banned for waking sleeping dog and hiding behind the dark side of the moon.

Banned for dark, insidious, malevolent, and other not nice stuff when referring to the man in the moon's front lawn.

Banned for Clint is allowed to 'blow' dark, insidious and malevolent people off his lawn... whether it's full moon or not... or not.

Banned for waxing and waning in the same sentence.

Banned for waxing your legs and armpits.... and misspelling wanking in the above sentence.

Banned for sentencing the wax/wane function to limbo.

Banned for consorting with limbo dancers who wax their chests in case the excess hair knocks the bar off.

banned for bar knocking

Banned for knocking your head on the bar and blaming the bar tender for putting it there.

Banned for asking the barkeep to refill your already overflowing ego.

Banned for comparing my overflowing ego with yours and coming up short (in my best Maxwell Smart voice) by that much

banned for joking

Banned  for not seeing the pun in the peculiar punitive persuasions personified by purveyors of porn with particular parsimonious prerequisites.

Banned for cornering the pees.

banned for the q's and the r's as well

Banned for leaving out the rest of the brood, such favoritism.

Banned for neglecting to Pee and Q cos R isn't around 'til much later....you ought to B ashamed of yourself 4 such a brazen dereliction of duty while on duty at the alphabet  palace.