Banned for insensitivity towards halos. Dontcha know them thin's are scarce.

banned for making my computer bonkers

Banned for blaming Uvah for your computer picking up on your maniacal state and mimicking you.

banned for assuming I am manic

Psycopathic yes but not manic.

Banned for finally admitting you're a lunatic... however, welcome to the club.

Banned cuz I'm right on time for the Pick a Dilly Circus. 

Banned for expecting trapeze artists in a circus full of clowns.

Banned for clowning around on a tight rope is not encouraged. Along with, Next week we'll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the secret milkshake.

banned for not all Presidents are part of the Masons

Some are part of the Watchmens.

banned for not making me breakfast

I'll make you breakfast.     Bannified.

Banned for my breakfast comes first.... time-wise and in priority.  Yeah, in priority... cos we old folk get cranky when we're hungry.

Banned for I've got your breakfast right here!!!!   

Banned for I find the lack of pancakes on that plate disturbing.

but the bacon..  

Banned for being disturbed... have you sought treatment and what does your shrink say about it.

And ooo-ee, I see there's a bit of crumpet for the second course.

Banned for I noticed there wasn't any toast or pancakes or crumpets...    I thought this was a regular English breakfast. Google said. 

Banneded for crimping your crumpet and getting cramped in the crapper in the process... next you'll be bitching you have croop from being out late cropping in a copter with yer cobber.

Banned for synonyms: bitching, ranting, yeah!

Could this face be bitching. 

Banned for being too cute among a bunch of pimply schoolboys, raving lunatics and wrinkly old farts. 

WOW, what a collection... and it's all yours, hehe.

banned for an odd assortment of collections

Banned for not mentioning my google glasses. 

banned for goggles jiggle but they don't fall off