banned for !

Banned for not knowing that to circumcise a whale you need to send a medical team and four skin divers down.

banned for going somewhere

different

Banned for wanting to stay in your rut and contemplate your navel.

banned for having something against navels

Banned for oranges are not the issue here, though I don't mind a tangerine now and then

banned for going the orange routine

Banned for avoiding the fruit and diving straight into the vegetable puree.

banned for veggies are good for you

Or so they say.....

Banned for listening to what 'they' say and not doing a detailed study of your own to determine the benefits yourself.

banned for wanting me to be an active intelligent adult

That was OUR planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Ban you! Ban you all to Hell!

Banned for not casting off juvenile tendencies and striving to be the best that you can be

banned for going ape over his paraphrasing

Banned for suggesting I paraphrase. Both of you.

The double-ban.

banned for going for both of us

Ban accepted.

Banned for the pun.

Banned for going off on a tangent.

Banned for disliking tangents, but liking tangerines.

banned for citrus loving

Banned for mixing apples and oranges.

Banned for neglecting a twist of lemon and a sprig of lime peel

banned for going for the zest of the fruit

Banned for a mind that's locked in on food and losing focus... this thread is boring without boobs.

banned for the boobs have left the building