I love old films. Notice how many mountains sit around that town versus those behind the explosion.

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but this page only started with a wimper, NOT a bang

it is going to be a booring page

harpo

there ya go

is that better?

Well done. NEXT!

I had a video of something that happened here a few years back. I'll have to dig it up, if I can.

keep on banging, and it might not be so boring

harpo

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that's what she said.

better then something else you could have said

do share

It was Dallas, but the explosion is still fun. It's awfully dramatic, but this is the best footage I could find.

BOOM!

I think TEC should have an upgrade for acetylene rockets to improve planet bombardment. Whatcha think?

wow, pretty

your rule ends here.

hi!

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Hey, Bowser. I'm not sure which would be a better pic for you.

This:

or this:

I wonder if the spikes hurt on the way out.

I guess you could say, ribbed for her pleasure???? 

The second one defiles the very nature of Mario. Which is why that picture must be KILLED WITH FIRE.

BLOBBLEFEST IS COMING. BE READY.

BOBBLEFEST!

How do you figure?  That dumb ass princess kept getting "kidnapped" by Bowser.  Personally I always figured she ran away to be with a dude who had several castles and an army at his disposal rather then being with an over weight plumber...  Who's to say Princess Toadstool and the Koopa King didn't knock boots a few times and pop out a few turtle troopers in the time it took that fat jealous fuck to find and barge in on their little love nest and start throwing punches?

Amen

Not "bobblefest". "bLobblefest".

See my last post in "The REAL Chatroom" for details. You must post in said thread to be eligible for BLOBBLEFEST.

The reasons behind Bowser kidnapping Peach/Toadstool are pretty irrelevant (though in Super Mario Sunshine, Bowser has a kid of mysterious origin (I think he procreated through bacterial fission) who is convinced that the princess is his mother). That Bowser repeatedly does so provides the premise of the game. Of course it could just be that the princess really does like Mario, and Bowser's an old boyfriend who's simply a jealous moron.

Of course, the princess also may have a thing for short guys, since Mario IS shorter than her.

No thanks on the chatroom.

As for his reasons, I think he's a horny, old man looking to rob the cradle something fierce. Meanwhile, her dad's country (she is a Princess, right?) has got a hell of a deficit, so they can't afford a knight in shining armor or any such thing and would be really embarassed to marry her off to a giant snapping turtle, despite the fact that he's rich as all get out. So, they figure the only way to get her back is to offer up the smallest pittance possible and hope for the best. Well, plumbers aren't paid much in that realm (damn non-union labor) and so Mario figures he can make some easy cash. Hell, his brother sometimes jumps in for a cut of the profits. They go and do their thing, but Bowser is the Custer of defensive logisitcs and the Princess just plays along long enough to get her pink, little ass home safely. Of course, the plumbers aren't hit men, so they always do a half-ass job. I mean, do you really think a guy who works with flanges for a living knows dick about making sure somebody stays six feet under? So, Bowser keeps doing his thing, the king keeps bailing out... I mean, overspending on other things, and Mario keeps hoping to whatever God the Japanese gave him that he can squeeze a kiss out of blondie.