Quoting InfiniteVengeance,
Do you know a damn thing about adapting?
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We've clearly demonstrated a much greater proclivity for it than you. You have your scrub mentality, we have our competitive one. You try to rationalize getting smashed over and over, we try to rationalize why it's so important to win. The two are never going to see eye to eye.
Quoting InfiniteVengeance,
So why are you playing an unbalanced game? Doesn't sound very fun. Oh wait, smashing noobs, that's right.
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All of the great successes in my life can be directly attributed to the number of noobs I've smashed. There simply is no greater achievement possible. It feels SO AWESOME. I can walk into a bar now brimming with confidence and pick up any chick I want because of my 183 game win streak. Seriously man I've had more threesomes due to Demigod than any other thing I've done in my life. One mention of my 197-2 record to the ladies and it's time to change the panties.
Also, did you know I can't take three steps out my front door without being mobbed by the paparazzi? Do you know what's it like to be suffocated by 20,000+ adoring fans? You should see my personal security budget. It's absolutely astronomical.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS POWER, FAME AND GLORY BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BECAUSE I AM A VASTLY SUPERIOR HUMAN BEING.