If you were in a holosuite program...

Okay, so say that tomorrow someone invents a holosuite (which is a holographic suite from Star Trek) and you get to pick one (only one) program to run, what would that program be?



I know what my program would be, it would have all the hot girls from my high school in it (and only the hot girls [with the emphasis on "hot"; no ugly or fat girls]).

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Reply #1 Top

I'd get the heck out of there and shut the damn thing down, never to start it up again.

Seriously.  Every other fricken' episode of TNG was about the Holosuite screwing up, threatening the lives of the crew and disabling that heap of junk of a ship.

You'd think after a while they would have had the good sense to unplug it until, I don't know, maybe some bug fixes and patches were put into place?

:grin:  

You're better off throwing a party and inviting all those hot girls.

 

Reply #2 Top

Would you be using holo-viagra????

Reply #3 Top

Hmmmm.... Mabey a room full of fire? A room full of spikes? MINEFIELDS? So many choices....

 

Samurye. :ninja:

Reply #4 Top

what would that program be?
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Reply #5 Top

Lame.

Download some porn and use your mind as the holosuite - same thing.

Sick is as sick does (or thinks), I guess. Is that the best you can think to do with your time, and brain?

Reply #6 Top

Quoting Moosetek13, reply 5
Lame.

Download some porn and use your mind as the holosuite - same thing.

Sick is as sick does (or thinks), I guess. Is that the best you can think to do with your time, and brain?
End of Moosetek13's quote

Nothing wrong with healthy fantasies, I say.

I have to admit, the first thing that pops into my head is along the same theme as the OP. :P  Though mine would only involve a single person.

Reply #7 Top

Quoting DamienShade, reply 1
I'd get the heck out of there and shut the damn thing down, never to start it up again.

Seriously.  Every other fricken' episode of TNG was about the Holosuite screwing up, threatening the lives of the crew and disabling that heap of junk of a ship.

You'd think after a while they would have had the good sense to unplug it until, I don't know, maybe some bug fixes and patches were put into place?

 

You're better off throwing a party and inviting all those hot girls.

 
End of DamienShade's quote

Exactly!  After watching TNG, no one should never, ever, ever use a holosuite!   :rofl:   As to the OP's 'holo-orgy', well I'll just hack your program and turn 'em into Klingon women.  :w00t:

Reply #8 Top

Easy - I'd be an extremely powerful mage in a Dungeon & Dragons adventure, slaying goblins, orcs, giants and dragons alongside my trusty adventurers. Besides, I always dreamt about inspiring awe in a medieval pub by forcing the flame from the fireplace or candles to dance at my will, and silence a drunken bully using a single harsh stare like Raistlin of the Dragonlance saga.

OR, if I'll would grow tired of that (and I doubt that I will;P  ), I'll be Lord Vader, a starfleet captain, an extremely skilled space fighter pilot in a huge dogfight with dozens of ships, or even a naval commander in the 18th centuri.

Edit: oops, failed to notice that I can only pick one. OK, I'll go with the first one, then :)

Reply #9 Top

Yeah, full-immersion D&D is a really cool idea. Of course, it might also be nice to upload the Sanctuary Fortress from Metroid Prime Echoes. Falling disabled, of course.

Reply #10 Top

Quoting Moosetek13, reply 5
Lame.

Download some porn and use your mind as the holosuite - same thing.

Sick is as sick does (or thinks), I guess. Is that the best you can think to do with your time, and brain?
End of Moosetek13's quote

agree!
sad that there are so many sick minds out there...

well if i had access to this halosuit or whatever, i would of pick a matrix like program
but during the medieval age, or maybe the time when rome took over most of europe
it could be nice to take part in all the epic battles...
maybe even to join Alexander in his epic quest to take over Turkey
or to join the battle for Troya, or to join the Vikings conquest of the british island...
obviously i would of preffare to be on the winning side ^^

Reply #11 Top

Quoting CocaColaAddict, reply 10



Quoting Moosetek13,
reply 5
Lame.

Download some porn and use your mind as the holosuite - same thing.

Sick is as sick does (or thinks), I guess. Is that the best you can think to do with your time, and brain?


agree!
sad that there are so many sick minds out there...
End of CocaColaAddict's quote

If you mean that than either the entire human race would be sick, or the human race would be extinct in 100 years.

Sex isn't a sickness, it's necessary to survive.

Reply #12 Top

But when was the last time someone did it for said purpose? Please, enlighten us.-_-

Reply #13 Top

Quoting IrationalFear, reply 12
But when was the last time someone did it for said purpose? Please, enlighten us.
End of IrationalFear's quote

Well, for one time I imigined that your parents did it to have you, if you count that, sex did it purpose.

And if you have children, or if you have a spouse (sex do keep spouses happy, alot a marriages fail because either or both fail to have ....(fill in the rest yourself))

Reply #14 Top

Well, in the old days sex WAS necessary, but now we have in-vetro technology and artificial insemnation, and probably in a decade we will most likely be cloning ourselves, so the only reasons people have babies the old-fasioned way anymore is because they enjoy it and/or can't afford the procedures.

Reply #15 Top

Quoting Scoutdog, reply 14
Well, in the old days sex WAS necessary, but now we have in-vetro technology and artificial insemnation, and probably in a decade we will most likely be cloning ourselves, so the only reasons people have babies the old-fasioned way anymore is because they enjoy it and/or can't afford the procedures.
End of Scoutdog's quote

Don't think so. It doesn't seem to be even the trend. Artifical procreation is the last despire measure for couples to save their marriages, meaning you or your wife probably weren't meant to procreate at all. an act of god if you will.

What I do see, is people start using the little blue pill more often than petri dishes

Reply #16 Top

I never said that it was common. I just said that sex is no longer necessary to procreate. As I said, most people would rather do it the old-fasioned way because of money and..... enjoyment.

Reply #17 Top

It would be a labyrinth of extremely complex but tricky Mirrors (Floor, ceiling and walls are sometimes confusing if you don't have a good sense of equilibrium, btw) where i'd either find the exit within a time limit or break them all until i do.

Ref; Enter the Dragon. Bruce Siu-Long Lee found it, so could anyone intelligent enough. But his life was at stake.

Reply #18 Top

Since the thread has been highjacked - sex is not sick at all, it's really great and is also one of our basic needs, but in my opinion, it's really not the pinnacle of pleasures to the point where I'm THAT preoccupied with it. Using an amazing technology such as a holosuite in order to materialize an orgy seems to me a tad...unimaginative, that's all.

But hey, to each his own, really.

Reply #19 Top

It all depends on your life. I can have sex whenever I want (if the g/f is in the right mood :p) but there are lots of things a human could never do, except for in a holosuite. So I'd do one of those things. But for some maybe sex isn't within grasp and they really want it, so might aswell holosex it up!

Point is that said poster called wanting to have sex (be it in a holosuite or not) sick, which is ofcourse worth a +1 Rediculous.

Reply #20 Top

It's not sick (per se), unless you just want to have sex ALL the time, and begin to forget about job, cleaning, sleep, etc.

Reply #21 Top

In an attempt to be on topic, I would pick a program where I have a holosuite that I have full control over.

Since I circumvented the restriction in the OP, I then do what ever I want.

Such as:

- a space war that makes Legend of the Galatic Heroes look like a small skrimish.

- drop Bolos(Mk XXXIII or higher) into various universes to see what happends. Say one of the Gundam universes or another mech based universe.

Also, the D&D idea sound very good.

Reply #22 Top

Quoting Unknown924, reply 21
In an attempt to be on topic, I would pick a program where I have a holosuite that I have full control over.

Since I circumvented the restriction in the OP, I then do what ever I want.

Such as:

- a space war that makes Legend of the Galatic Heroes look like a small skrimish.

- drop Bolos(Mk XXXIII or higher) into various universes to see what happends. Say one of the Gundam universes or another mech based universe.

Also, the D&D idea sound very good.
End of Unknown924's quote

In theory it would work, but it's just as lame as having three wishes and the first wish would be "I want unlimited free wishes". Kind of defies the point of this thread.

Reply #23 Top

Quoting Gormoth1, reply 8
Easy - I'd be an extremely powerful mage in a Dungeon & Dragons adventure, slaying goblins, orcs, giants and dragons alongside my trusty adventurers. Besides, I always dreamt about inspiring awe in a medieval pub by forcing the flame from the fireplace or candles to dance at my will, and silence a drunken bully using a single harsh stare like Raistlin of the Dragonlance saga.

OR, if I'll would grow tired of that (and I doubt that I will  ), I'll be Lord Vader, a starfleet captain, an extremely skilled space fighter pilot in a huge dogfight with dozens of ships, or even a naval commander in the 18th centuri.

Edit: oops, failed to notice that I can only pick one. OK, I'll go with the first one, then
End of Gormoth1's quote

 

D&D FTW!!!!

Reply #24 Top

I'd conjure up my bedroom and get some god damn sleep.

Reply #25 Top

Quoting DamienShade, reply 1
I'd get the heck out of there and shut the damn thing down, never to start it up again.

Seriously.  Every other fricken' episode of TNG was about the Holosuite screwing up, threatening the lives of the crew and disabling that heap of junk of a ship.

You'd think after a while they would have had the good sense to unplug it until, I don't know, maybe some bug fixes and patches were put into place?

 
End of DamienShade's quote

 

So true. Why they just can't unplug/turn off, the holodeck in Trek. I'll never understand.

D&D sounds pretty awesome, but I'd probably just want to be able to fly for a bit. Just zooming along for a while would be the best thing ever!