The Orb of Something or Other
I was just reading this thread where whoppin referred to the Orb of Veiled Storms as the "orb of something or other" and it inspired me to think what the Orb of Something or Other would do.
After being initially amused by the thought I now think it could be an interesting addition to the artifact shop. Basically the idea is for the Orb to produce a random effect. Some may recognise the idea as being similar to the Deck of Many Things from DnD.
Because the effect is random there is no telling what might happen. Teleporting 15 yards to the right might be incredibly useful if you activate the Orb before a death blow falls... or it could drop you screaming into a chasm. It could do nothing particularily useful, such as summon a flock of butterflies which fly off while you are maimed. Or it could drop a meteor on top of your position, giving you the last laugh after being killed. The possibilities are endless.
While I realise this artifact may be difficult, impossible or take too much effort to code I think this it would be a lot of fun, fit in thematically and be something a little different from the other items which is why I think it deserves to be in the game.
Everybody post your ideas on what the random effects could be!
I'm sure even if the item does not become a reality some of the ideas will at least be amusing.