The Ten Commandments of Demigod

1. Thou shalt not tab

For if thy shouldth tabbith thy client shall surely crash later

2. Thou shalt not falsely connect

For thee must restart thy client, thy impulse, and reactivate after each game to demonstrate thy committment

3. Thou shalt not peruse thy internet games

For if thee shouldst seeith the game thy wouldst think thy could connect

4.  Thou shalt not clickith thy UI

For thy UI is waiting for thine impulse reactor and thee must be patient

5.  Thou shalt count to 60 after launching the game

For thou trying to skip thy intro movie is pointless as thou shalt have to wait for thy main menu anyways

6.  Thou shalt not play with thy friends

For your friends will work with you, not against you and skirmish rises above all friendship

7.  Thou shalt not play with thine enemies in skirmish

For thy enemies will be replaced with computers as they will all surely drop

8.  Thou shalt not login

For thy user name and password are invalid, even though thy user name and password worked 5 pennances ago

9.  Thou shalt update

For even if there is no update yee must prove thy faith by viewing thine impulse when notified falsely

10.  Thou shalt buy a new router

For it is not the code nor is it thy raknet that causes yee problem, nay it is thy router corrupted by the taint of DOTA