Banned cause Draak is gonna eat your brain, and then you are just gonna be a skullcap with a breathing system hanging.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned because that is actually a ball cap. You just can't see the bill because it's behind my head.

banned for the strap is a dead giveaway, monkey brain boy.

Banned for monkeys.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

banned for sheep dip

Banned because I'm going to wait to put up my Halloween decorations until Sunday this week, on account of my hard-drinking ditsy neighbor, who told Mom she was putting her home on some sort of tour on Saturday, and that having me across the street might detract from the impact of her flower arrangements or whatever the hell she's got in there.

Banned for not decorating your avatar instead.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned because I spilt a small amount of water on my new keyboard and I completely freaked out

Thank God, my baby is ok.

Phew, that was a close one

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned for mentioning the b-word.

Banned because I thought that you of all people would understand how it is to almost lose a keyboard

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned because I do. But you called your keyboard a baby. That's just mean.

Whaaaat? How is that mean?

I love my keyboard like my own baby, thats the opposite of mean.

Banned because she's a girl, and her name is DiNovo

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned for being able to tell the sex of a keyboard.

banned for loving on your keyboard. That's not just water you spilled between them keys.

Banned for double posts.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

I am not kidding guys. If someone wanted to actually hurt me really bad, they would have to hurt either my keyboard, or mouse, or (even worse!) my graphics card

Banned for, what do you mean?

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned for thinking you don't know what he means.

Thanks, Draak.... now I'll never be able to look at this cartoon the same way again....

Banned for creating undeletable mental images.

Actually, my keyboard is brand new. I bought it 6 days ago. Not even 1 week old, thats why she's my baby

So as you can imagine, there isnt any filth below the buttons.

Banned because, I used to lift up my old keyboard and shake it hard that way, so that all the dirt comes out of it. Dust, bread crams, more dust, and even some small insects sometimes.

But I am gonna take extra care of this one, because she's beautiful and I dont wanna hurt her.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

banned for doting on a simple piece of machinery

Banned for calling my keyboard simple. Thats just mean

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Banned because that's horrible.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for there's the Xer07 we know and don't love

banned for knowing

Banned for being on page 1055 after my months of hiatus. WTF man!? lol