and flared nostrils

big enough to

hide luggage in

while boarding jet

planes with drunken

stewardesses dancing with

their boobies jiggling

in the cockpit

while the pilot

changes his gears

with one hand

to ignite jets

and the other

pilot kept driving

with his parachute

up side down  

just in case

bottom falls out

of his pants

brrr there's draft

and pale moon

 outhouse reading encouraged

but not mandatory

especially on weekends

when whiskey drinkers