an extremely large

breasted dugong takes

 bus for tourists

to the most

secluded parts of

the green moon

Where microbes dominate

the orifices of

surprising evolutionary outcasts

who used enemas

to flush away

biting microbes and

last night's rum

bio-hazard sign required

for flatulence prone

areas not public

but often frequented

by enquiring minds 

and aspiring pickpockets

for diverse effect 

and some thievery

by the butler

who fences purloined

begged borrowed lent

everything but his