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This is an easy little game to kill some time.
I start with a question and you must answer with a question. As easy as that.
I'll start: Did you cheat in school?
I dunno, wouldn't that depend on the time of day and which way the moss on the stones is facing in relation to the sun on a Tuesday in Kahzikstan during Autumn in a leap year with January 1st starting on a rainy Monday morning???
That would depend if you were standing on one leg and wearing green socks.
Ah, but if you were wearing red socks and facing East while playing God Save The Queen on a tambourine to an audience of deaf people who only eat eclairs on the first Tuesday of the month in a year that ends with an even number, unless it's in a leap year that begins on a Saturday?
What if everything is good except it's not Saturday but Sunday 
Would starkers moving (posessions) create a health hazard down under?
And what if that Sunday happened to be the first of each month, except in years where January 1st occurs on a Monday which has a full moon that marks the end of a semi-solstice which was warmer than previous ones and sometimes tropical weather allowed people who normally burned to get a sun tan which left strap marks from the camera they used to cover up the naughty bits while at the nude beach facing East?
And why would you ask such a thing when you you know full well even the slightest exertion causes me to bottom belch???
(... and yet you still refuse to prescribe or advise me of an anti-flatulence medication which would allow me to bend over, even slightly, without an odious trouser eruption.)
Do you really think there's anything that would ameliorate such a problem? 
What's that supposed to mean... and is it a humanitarian concern, a doctorly concern or just plain morbid curiosity???
More to the point, when are you going to come up with a cure for the odious colon cough... AND make it silent???
Who wants to silence it? {That's the only warning we get!!!!} 
Um, what part of curing the odious part didn't you get???
If it was non-odious AND silent, that would be the ticket, don't you think?
Hehe, I remember years ago reading about baked beans having the flatulence ingredient removed... and I thought to myself then, the bastards like to take the fun out of everything. I'm so glad that the baked beans we buy are full of taste and flavour... and gas... I need something to power me through the day.
If you don't want to stop eating curried cabbage, how can I find a cure?
Do you really want a cure? (I suspect not).
Who says I don't wanna give up curried cabbage?
Got anything for addiction??
And does it hurt??
And oi! What's this "I suspect not"????
I mean, did you really think putting that bit in brackets would help you get away with it???
..........give up curried cabbage??????
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Would giving up curried cabbage matter to anyone but starkers and his missus?
Uvah, is it my imagination or are you really related to your pic viD?
Which by the way, one cool avatar dude.
Is there such a thing as giving it up???
Would be the first I've heard of it, right???
Oh, and while I'm here, Uvah, where the f**k have you been all this time???
Wouldn't have been in an asylum, would it???? 
Seriously, bro, I'm so glad you're back. 
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