If I really wanted to gag the world, do you really think I'd hide the gas in Blimps?

Surely it'd be easier for me to 'bark' continuously and let the rotation of the Earth do all the hard work spreading it for me??

Hey Ed... a month on and we still got it.

Won't Al Gore be pissed at you for spreading it wold wide?               Hi ya mate........still got whot?

Would Al Gore really be that pissed at my 'greenhouse' gas emissions... or that he didn't invent curried cabbage?

The knack, man.... the knack.  For every question we got an ans..... er, another question.

If Al Gore made a wish it would be to not be so boring. Do you agree Al

Al doesn't care....can't warm up to the subject, can he?

Is that because Al is one cold fish???

Do you think maybe he could see Siberia from Alaska now that the ice is melting?   HINT HINT

And was he up there visiting...er, nailin' Palin.... who showed him the view from her bedroom window???

Would it be Master Apprentice Ed?

Now would Ed really be nailin' Palin?

Haven't you heard Ed would nailin' Palin if she were balanced on the railin' and wailin' about whalin' while from office bailin'?

Don't you mean if Palin were 'balanced'.... period???

She wouldn't finish that either would she?

Nah, she's likely to get you all barred up then take off to go moose shooting, isn't she???

Or would that be bridge building???

Isn't 2012 when she runs for president and the world ends?  (even the Maya knew)

Well then, while she's running for president, it'd be a good thing if she trips and falls into a bottomless pit, wouldn't it?

Could you make that a bottomless pit, mate?

How bottomless do you want it?

Deep enough that her bottom isn't poking out of it??

More to the point, how fast could you fill it in afterwards???   (being bottomless n' all)

There's already a book, so you are too late aren't you?

It's never too late is it?

It's not Dec. 12, 2012... now is it?

What date do you think Sarah will end the world?

I don'y know that Sarah Palin would end the World, as such, but if she becomes President Sarah don't you think it'd be the end of all sanity???

And would Wasilla become the US Capital???

Would the moose replace the bald eagle?

Depends if she has enough room in her bedroom for one, doesn't it???

I didn't know Michael Palin was bald, tho!