That's a big 10-4 Good Buddy!  Pink :karma: with little white polk-a-dots that glow in the dark....

Can you believe it

He has matching slippers.

Oh I believe it orright!!! Now are those polka-dots so you don't get lost in the dark, or stategically placed for quick and easy access???

Also, would they still work if I'm wearing sunglasses??

Well I did... up until next door's cat humped and made a total mess of 'em.  That'll teach me to buy "Garfield' slippers, dontcha think?

Weren't those slippers pretty old since since they belonged to President Garfield?  

No, don't think so... but I'd be pleased as punch they didn't belong to President Clinton, dontcha think?? 

I mean, wouldn't second-hand slippers from Bill Clinton feel a bit sticky and squishy under foot??

There's a seed of truth in that, don't you think?

A seed or a whole plantation-full???

I mean wasn't Bill Clinton a prolific 'seed sower'???

Didn't I hear somewhere, "As ye sow, so shall ye

reap."?

Well that'd mean Clinton's second-hand slippers would most likely be quite fertile, wouldn't it??

Come to think of it, which I do, would George Dubbya have worn slippers in the Oval Office, being he'd have found getting them on the right foot somewhat confusing???

Now I never said they lit up like xmas trees  so sunglasses are probably ?? a little to much... Although I haven't tried it yet.   So maybe I shouldn't have put that smiley with glasses up there But I enjoy a little absurd drama theatre

so much....

Now would "they" be the polka-dots or headlights? 

And if I took off my sunnies, would I be dazzled??

So if somebody absurdly wrote an unlikely play about bankers giving back money, would you sit through it?

Or was that because he knew he was firing blanks???

A blank Cuban cigar?

Is that another name for a longjohntiddlywhacker???

I wonder if it was difficult to light?

rather,  was it difficult to smoke???

[quote]So if somebody absurdly wrote an unlikely play about bankers giving back money, would you sit through it? [/quote

Unlikely, unless Quenten Trantino wrote and directed. Then we'd have an eloquently absurd theatre edge of your seat

play, would we be in agreement

Wouldn't that require a visit to the ER due to a partly melted implant?

More importantly, is there a test for illicit drugs afterwards??

Agreed, but would the strippers be vampires... like in "From Dusk 'Til Dawn"???

Dusk till Dawn!!! oOH yEAH

What if the strippers were bankers moonlighting

Vampire - bankers... is there any difference when both suck?

Not only that, would you fancy seeing Bernie Madoff strip?  Yucko!

Definition of repulsive? Madoff bending over for the soap on a rope, wot?

Wot rot and poppycock... never ever would I ever be even inclined to watch that even if monetary numbe5s were involved.

But I can't say that for the rest of the world now can I

Bernie Madoff bending over in the shower, eh?  Wouldn't that remind you of the movie, "Dark Passage"???

If a stripper gave Bernie Madoff a lap dance, would she ask: "So, is this where you've hidden all the money you stole... or are you pleased to see me?"

OK sorry already but Brad PITT will be remaking Barnabus Collins, Dark Shadow.....the soap vampire...

Oops it's really Johnny Deep (really though)