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The Line in the Sand

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The Line in the Sand

The battle for #1 in the MV rages on.....

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Hi all!

I just thought we could have ourselves a thread dedicated to the battle that is raging at the moment. The battle for supremacy in the MV.

Now as it stands at the moment the Kzinti have #1 but the Tyranny of Evil is closing the gap...and fast, and let's not forget that the Diplo's are in there too but falling away sharply.

Can the ToE chase done the Kitty cats and declaw them? I think so!!

Your time is close KP...the ToE has launched it's attack....Can you withstand our assault?


(Remember guys, this is a taunting thread and all comments are meant to be taken in jest, so let's remember that and just have some fun :) )


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Reply #26 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
i think the United Confederation of Planets will decide that. Because we will one day rain supreme...


The who? Nearly wore out my scroll wheel trying to find them
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:LOL: :LOL:

It was worth creating this thread for that comment alone!!!

I was roaming the local solar system the other day and i saw a battle between a Kzinti soldier and a member of the Tyranny. The Kzin being the fearsome warrior that he is was sure to get the upper hand on my fellow soul stealing Tyrannt and just as i was about to lend a hand the Tyrannt showed his true skill when he produced what must be one of the most diabolical weapons ever seen...

A ball of twine.

The Kzin never knew what hit him, he was rolling about enjoying his toy and purring like the common house pet that he soon was.

He is now sitting in front of my fire place licking various unsavory parts of his body whilst purring quietly....

Not so fearsome after all......
Reply #27 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
how many kittens can you hold neilo? There are ALOT out there. you may need a second fire place.
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Reply #28 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
He is now sitting in front of my fire place licking various unsavory parts of his body whilst purring quietly....
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Careful Neilo, they are devious creatures that can turn in an instant. My own Kzinti slave-pet has never learned the meaning of the old adage "Never bite the hand that feeds you"!

Still, any race that can be forced into full retreat by a well aimed water pistol or hose pipe can't be too challenging a foe  :D 
Reply #29 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
or hose pipe
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~bites at the water jet coming from the hose~

Huh wha? KP, where'd ya go? ~looks around aimlessly~

~pounces on the ground where the water got shot at~
Reply #30 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
 :D  :LOL: 

Reply #31 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
or hose pipe~bites at the water jet coming from the hose~Huh wha? KP, where'd ya go?~
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Sorry, I was busy winning victories while these grass-eating sthondats exercise their tongues in pointless monkey-chatter. ;) Your once fearsome weapons of string-balls and water guns have been rendered useless by incredible advances in Kzinti technology, and our new canine legions will leg-hump you into submission! You'll have to do better than that so-called Tyrants...and your much vaunted clones have no effect on us. We just eat them....they are quite filling.  :d 

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...

Reply #32 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Wait, so this hose isn't another foe? ~snaps at the water again~
Reply #33 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Hmmm...it seems that further training may be necesarry. *gets out rolled up newspaper and waves it threateningly*  ;) 

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...
Reply #34 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Just curious...so after a battle, do you Kzinti all get together and lick yourselves clean
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Also Thalan taste like chicken. Yum.
Reply #35 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Also Thalan taste like chicken. Yum.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY SECRET DISH!
Reply #36 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
You'll have to do better than that so-called Tyrants...and your much vaunted clones have no effect on us. We just eat them....they are quite filling. :d
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And this will be your undoing. You see, the Rosie clones are seriously deficient in a key nutrient that helps metabolize fat. They're also engineered to contain the equivalent of 32767% of the maximum allowance of another key nutrient called "cheesecake".



Reply #37 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Glad to hear my RL cat isn't in the Kzinti army...she'd be attacked to those clones like...well a cat on cheesecake. One tidbit, the avatar for my character Siam is my cat. Don't use red-eye reduction on a blue-eyed cat...
Reply #39 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

cats cat cats.... why is it always bloomin cats?

Reply #40 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Quoting Seeker, reply 14
cats cat cats.... why is it always bloomin cats?
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It could be Penquins, Penquins, Penquins, Oh Wait, It is.

Reply #41 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Quoting PlayJeff45, reply 15
It could be Penquins, Penquins, Penquins, Oh Wait, It is.
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Ugh.

Reply #42 from GalCiv2 Forums Top

Finally. No more teasing the poor little puddy tats k?