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Couple questions??

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This is my first post, just a couple questions.  1) I run Vista, and was wondering how to get sys stats and fly out menus on the dock.  2)  I see on OD+ you can have multiple docks, If you have a dock on the right side and on the bottom, you can position them to sit in the corner of your screen.  I don't know if this has been suggested before, but I think it would be cool to see corner docks that align in the corner, but more of a curve or boomerang shape around the corner.  It could be set up so you have a specific icon that stays in the middle (for me it would be the start menu) and the other icons stretch on either side like a zoomer.  I may make for some cool skin designs, if something like this is possible.  I'm new to all this, so be nice and descriptive on the comments plesase. 
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Reply #26 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Yer gonna fling Bichur's poo?

In a poo war, you fling whatever happens to be lying around.

Reply #27 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting messiah1, reply 23

And don't come the "I use rubber gloves" with me

What germ freak flings poo with rubber gloves on.  Seems like a waste of time to me.  While yer putting on yer rubber gloves, I'll have sent a few salvo's your way.

I knew it!!!!  Yup, rubber gloves are better used as kinky party balloons... pretty much like condoms. I mean, if yer gonna fling poo, you wanna have the right feel for the job, and yer can't have that wearing rubber gloves... or condoms.

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Reply #28 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting messiah1, reply 1

Yer gonna fling Bichur's poo?
In a poo war, you fling whatever happens to be lying around.

Exactly right!  And in a poo war, you even resort to putting laxettes in yer curried cabbage... to be sure yer don't run out of ammo.

:-" ;P   :rofl:

Reply #31 from WinCustomize Forums Top

And I didn't even get royalties for this?!

I'd call my poo-lawyer if I were you.

Reply #32 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'd call my poo-lawyer if I were you.

Would that be the firm of Flingum,Harder and Rhun?:P

Reply #33 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Yeah, I heard they were right next door to Aynuss, Opened & Shatt... apparently they collaborate sometimes in particularly shitty cases where there's a lot of muck raking and both sides are flinging poo in the hope that some sticks.  Judge Crapp was none too impressed when some landed on the bench and covered a photo of his wife... though having to throw out the photo wasn't his primary complaint, but more that the gilt edged frame cost him a packet.

:-"

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Reply #34 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'll stick with my defense team, Gogh,Wypitt and Flusher. They always get the job done for me.:thumbsup:

*apologies for the thread highjack.

Reply #35 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*apologies for the thread highjack.

A good highjack never needs an apology.  Flingum, Harder and Rhun...:rofl:

Reply #36 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'll stick with my defense team, Gogh,Wypitt and Flusher. They always get the job done for me.

I've heard they are particularly good at cleaning up those messier cases where the shit really hits the fan and even Judge Crapp can make neither head nor tail of it cos everyone's been spattered.  Although Gogh, Wypitt & Flusher have partnered Aynuss, Opened & Shatt, they recently have been working with Caynine, Dogpyle & Steppinit, who specialise in dognappings, pedigree disputes and unlawful dog impoundings.

In a recent case they represented a dog owner whose leashed dog was impounded by a dog catcher who claimed it humped his leg, and therefore he had no alternative but to sieze it.  However, forensic evidence proved the stains on the dog catcher's pants matched exactly the DNA of his housemate, and he was subsequently ordered to pay for his own laundry plus costs and damages.

:-"

A good highjack never needs an apology.

Aye, that be fer shure.  Aarrgghh!!!! 

Reply #37 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Aynuss, Opened & Shatt

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Reply #38 from WinCustomize Forums Top

@ #37....

Aynuss, Opened & Shatt

Thats's not Aynuss, Opened & Shatt...

... thats Poup, Shute & Shitton. :-"

Or was that Floodgate, Opened & Buried. :rofl:

Reply #39 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Therefore in a couple of more days those that know I resurrected a post will forget and those that don't know never will.... hah!

 

too late... *_*

 

 

        

 

     :troll:    

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Reply #41 from WinCustomize Forums Top

too late...

As i recall, it was "too late" the last time Bichur put his foot in it... it was "My Throbbers Broken" I think.  Now there was a thread that went on and on much longer than first intended... like it had discovered Viagra and took on a life of its own.

:-"

Reply #42 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I think this one discovered Ex-Lax and took on a life of its own. ;P

Reply #43 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I think this one discovered Ex-Lax and took on a life of its own.

Yup, Ex-Lax 'll do it every time!  Never mind, though, if it gets too fluent and 'runs' away from us, we can always get the doctors from "Dyareah, Flowstop and Bung" to see if they can stem the flow.

:-" :P ;P

Reply #45 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Rats. I missed a great thread. That'll teach me. No more "real world" for me. Poop's much better.

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#37 is a monumental..... post.

Quoting Mirsguy, reply 17
I think this one discovered Ex-Lax and took on a life of its own.
Quoting starkers, reply 18
I think this one discovered Ex-Lax and took on a life of its own.

Yup, Ex-Lax 'll do it every time!  Never mind, though, if it gets too fluent and 'runs' away from us, we can always get the doctors from "Dyareah, Flowstop and Bung" to see if they can stem the flow.


 

XD

Bichur...thanks for reviving this one...great laughs!

Reply #46 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Rats. I missed a great thread. That'll teach me. No more "real world" for me. Poop's much better.

Better late than never, me thinks.  And yeah, "real world" poop sucks more than online poop cos it has an odious pong attached to it ... not to mention that you have much greater chance of stepping in it.

:-" :w00t: :rofl:

Dr. Heine,

Wasn't he the proctologist who examined GWB and discovered there was no end to the asshole? Thank 'a higher power' there was no third term, eh?

:-" ;P