Save the Earth!

A satire

from JoeUser Forums

Yes, you can save the Earth by joining ELF the Earth Liberation Front they have been working hard for years to save the Earth but they need your help. If you see any SUV dealerships set the cars on fire because this will tell them how wrong they are in selling those gas guzzling monsters that pollute the environment. If you live near a logging camp set the cut logs on fire so they won’t profit from destroying our trees that clean the air.

Break into pharmaceutical companies and free the poor abused and tortured animals to force mankind to stop using chemicals and go back to nature. We are destroying the environment so fast nature can’t keep up. We need to help the Earth.

Please do your part, if you see a polluter harass them till they do the right thing. Set fires to destroy evil companies to save our precious planet.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Never mind that ELF puts more pollutants into the air by burning down houses and businesses than the companies do with the stuff that was burned. Not to mention that now all that was destroyed has to be replaced. So what is it that the ELF does to save the Earth or the environment? Anyone have a clue?
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

Things like hectic climate change, polluted air, acid rain, depletion of the ozone layer, global warming, and an increase in poverty prove that the way we use things is ineffective. Steps towards to Save Earth:

1. Switch off anything that uses electricity.

2. Use renewable energy sources.

3.Encourage your congressional representatives to support environmental issues and renewable energy.

4. Check your faucets and any other appliance that uses water straight from your source.

5. Turn off the water when you're not using it.

6. Avoid salt-based water softeners.

7. Use rechargeable batteries instead of disposable batteries.

8. Organize a carpool for work or school.

9.Avoid using disposable items as much as possible.

10. Avoid using plastic whenever you can; it is a poison of the earth

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