Lance Armstrong Win May be Stripped?

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CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French that were found in his hotel room were as follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
HA HAHAHAHA....

Too good. I'll give that an insightful.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
lol
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

hahaha.. I was like, "What! Lance uses drugs?... Oh wait.."

That's really funny! 

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
, That was awesome!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don’t live in the United States but could some Americans tell me if they feel any enmity or worst towards France and the French?

Just curious because I always hear one end of the argument would like to see what you all have to say.
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don’t live in the United States but could some Americans tell me if they feel any enmity or worst towards France and the French?

I don't think enmity would be the right word. Disdain might work. Apathy in most situations would be accurate. Annoyance in some situations would be right. Ultimately I don't really care what France or the French have to say because they are insignificant.

They condemn America for not being European enough, and not being French enough, but fail to realize (or choose to ignore) that by being that way we have become the most powerful nation in history. So when they start telling us how to act it just sounds like the petulence of a once super-power trying to convince us that we too should fail.

I think France would be disappointed if they knew how little we really think about them.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
That was a kick in the @ss! LMAO CS,.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think France would be disappointed if they knew how little we really think about them.


Like Americans would likely be if they new how little the rest of the world thinks about and of them...
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
Like Americans would likely be if they new how little the rest of the world thinks about and of them...

Nope. Americans don't care what, or if, the rest of the world thinks about them. I think our track record of ignoring the rest of the world shows that.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
I don't think enmity would be the right word. Disdain might work. Apathy in most situations would be accurate. Annoyance in some situations would be right. Ultimately I don't really care what France or the French have to say because they are insignificant.


According to the BBC France currently has 510 nuclear warheads and has been developing nuclear subs and ICBMs since the 1960s. They have the range and the firepower to flatten the United States of America any time they feel like it.

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Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
"They have the range and the firepower to flatten the United States of America any time they feel like it. "
Yep, and best case we decide not to retaliate and they eventually starve without the US economy, and worst case we pulverize them at basically the same time, if not a bit sooner. Either way, a stupid point.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
""BBC France currently has 510 nuclear warheads and has been developing nuclear subs and ICBMs since the 1960s""

And if they work as well as the French Aircraft Carrier we're safe.
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

No, Baker. This guy's the same genius who claims an online petition by some Canadian guy to get rid of Bush is tantamount to a declaration of war. That's stupid. Stupid multiplied by obtuse raised to the power of ignorant. I call bullshit on his cheap-laugh jinoistic xenophobic bellicose rants.

I'd prefer if you didn't use needlessly inflammatory words like 'stupid' when you come after me. As you can see by my words above I can fling the vitriol with the best of them too but I realize we *all* lose when I lower myself to your beastly standards.

Relax. I'd hate to see you have another Hate Conniption like you did last week with kingbee That was pretty funny, man.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
No, Baker. This guy's the same genius who claims an online petition by some Canadian guy to get rid of Bush is tantamount to a declaration of war. That's stupid.

Not quite as stupid as the person who thinks I was serious even after I stated that I was not.
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
The french act as if we owe some cultural debt of gratitude to them. Then again they treat the rest of the world like that as well. They seem to forget that if we didnt drive the germans out of their country twice, they would not have the freedom to chainsmoke and stink.

And Larry....that comment about the French aircraft carrier almost made me shoot soda out my nose...lol
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
I actually thought this was serious when I first read it, which probably shows you what I think about the French.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm British and if given the choice of being any closer to Europe or being America's next state, give me a cowboy hat and call me Tex.

I hate the French, nearly as much as I hate the Germans, but that's another story.

Fuck the cheese eating, spineless, schemeing, smelly surrender monkeys. It's just sad that many good men had to die to give the white flag wavers their stinking land back.
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Relax. I'd hate to see you have another Hate Conniption like you did last week with kingbee That was pretty funny, man."


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... man, I don't even remember that. Well, as long as it was funny I guess...

...*stupid*...

Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
I guess lance will have to GO OVER their house and beat the shit out of them again at their own competition.

And to all those frenchys reading, what u found on the sink wasent shitty tastig american whipped cream and a chesse peeler.
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
The French have long been disgusted with Americans as a whole, for many reasons. It's really nothing I'd like to take the time to debate, but it mainly stems from the American outlook in that Americans are '#1', and 'the most deserving' in many things. That fact that Americans make fun of the French for not siding with them in a war without real motivation is proof in point. (Please note: when I say 'war without motivation', I simply mean that the reasons given to the public were not entirely true. I am glad Hussain is no longer in power, but I don't entirely agree with the war).

Anyway, there are some very distinct differences between the American and the French, and I dislike a few things about their culture, just as they do of ours. France is one place I've never really had the desire to visit. I hesitate to make fun of them though because for every 'fault' of theirs, there is a fault of ours.
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
but it mainly stems from the American outlook in that Americans are '#1', and 'the most deserving' in many things.

Well, I can't speak for all Americans, but Jacksonian Americans tend to think that America is #1 (whether that means they attribute the same to Americans is debatable). And they tend to think that people are deserving of what they earn, and they feel that Americans have earned a great deal through hard work and ingenuity.

That fact that Americans make fun of the French for not siding with them in a war without real motivation is proof in point.

Oh come on now...Americans have been making fun of the French for a lot longer than that.