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what is the worst ...


1/ thing you ever did and then blamed on "lust" ?

2/ lie you ever told ?

3/ mistake you ever made?

4/ accident you ever had ?

5/ feeling you ever experienced ?



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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
1/ thing you ever did and then blamed on "lust" ?
I never did anything really bad that involved the opposite sex... I know Im lame
2/ lie you ever told ?
I told my sister she was adopted once... but thats a long story.
3/ mistake you ever made?
I dont make mistakes I fuck up on purpose thank you very fucking much!
4/ accident you ever had ?
I shit myself in a hardware store. I was young but none the less that was a pretty kick ass crap I laid.
5/ feeling you ever experienced ?
Have you ever rode 45 minutes in a car on a bumpy road with shit caked to your ass didnt think so... when you do tell me your exprience.

Thomas
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Delete the top on miggie!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
hehe thomas falls victim to the "phantom 2nd post" bug

i deleted it

I shit myself in a hardware store. I was young but none the less that was a pretty kick ass crap I laid.


Have you ever rode 45 minutes in a car on a bumpy road with shit caked to your ass didnt think so... when you do tell me your exprience.


ewwwwww. *gags* *pukes*.

thanks for um, sharing , thomas

mig XX
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hey you said dirties I thought my ass was pretty fucking dirty with the poopie!!



Thomas
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
it was. it was !

mig XX
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Oh, no, you are playing dirty with this one, lol, but you know I'll ask for your answers too!!


1/ I love lust and passion, but I've only lusted with the ones I'm with.

2/ I was 14 walking to school a ways behind another girl. I found a little wad of money on the sidewalk. It was six dollars. I was so happy to find it because we were hungry and I was going to proudly take it home. In one of my classes, the girl asked me if I saw some money or saw a little boy pick any up that had also been on the street. She said it was her babysitting money. I said no and I kept it. Isn't it funny the things that can kinda haunt you through life.

3/ oh, you might have seem him on some of my blogs

4/ hmm, I've never really had any terrible accidents.

5/ helplessness
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
what is the worst ...

1/ thing you ever did and then blamed on "lust" ?

Lust is the thing, human nature being what i blame (also there could have been that one time when i stupidly slept with an ex)

2/ lie you ever told ?

Telling someone i loved them because i didn't want to see them cry (never, ever do this!)

3/ mistake you ever made?

Going into a weird funk from the age of 18 up until...well...now.

4/ accident you ever had ?

Burned my hand while cooking. Really screwed up when i kept on asking for more morphine and the paramedic kept on giving it to me... Now where's that lighter?

5/ feeling you ever experienced?

Grief. There is nothing like it and nothing more terrible.
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

1/ thing you ever did and then blamed on "lust" ?


Had sex with my friend's boyfriend.  Not nice, I know.  Alcohol was involved, he was hot....yeah, you know the rest.

2/ lie you ever told ?


Depends on if you mean worst as in most heinous...?  If that's the case....it would be "Yeah, I came".  Not telling who with.

3/ mistake you ever made?


Deciding that I was ok to drive home after I had been drinking.  I wasn't, and I got pulled over and arrested.

4/ accident you ever had ?


Hit a semi head on doing about 60mph last fall.  Almost died.

5/ feeling you ever experienced ?


Thinking that I was going to die on the side of the interstate, alone.  That I'd never get to speak to or see my husband or my children again. 




 

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
2/ I was 14 walking to school a ways behind another girl. I found a little wad of money on the sidewalk. It was six dollars. I was so happy to find it because we were hungry and I was going to proudly take it home. In one of my classes, the girl asked me if I saw some money or saw a little boy pick any up that had also been on the street. She said it was her babysitting money. I said no and I kept it. Isn't it funny the things that can kinda haunt you through life.


wisefawn, you are officially exhonerated on the grounds of compassionate need. you did what you had to

(also there could have been that one time when i stupidly slept with an ex)


marco ... agreed. but, which time ?

and dharma, i don't know where to start. have a lie down ! what a life !

mig XX
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I always come back to read what you say and read yours. Yours are not here this time!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
lol, thanks wisefawn ... i thought i got away with that one


1/ thing you ever did and then blamed on "lust" ? ... sadly, i have no regrets in this area, what a bore i am

2/ lie you ever told ? ... i told my father it wouldn't change how i felt about him if he pretended to dislike me to appease his jealous wife.

3/ mistake you ever made? ... i have a feeling that one may still be coming

4/ accident you ever had ? ... my friends' husband fell on me once. that was pretty truamatic. but i slapped him. hehe

5/ feeling you ever experienced ? ... love


mig XX
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm glad to see you gave in!
During the last few years of my father's life, he had a wife that hated the fact of my mother and the kids. It went so far that we were told we would have trouble with her and her daughters at his funeral because he was to be buried next to my mom and brother. People can make life so much harder and sadder than it has to be, can't they?
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
1/ thing you ever did and then blamed on "lust" ?
I'm very unoriginal on this one...sleeping with a particular someone who should not have been slept with

2/ lie you ever told ?
I have a very, very guilty conscious--it's my Catholic nature. I can't tell any lies that matter--little white ones "your new hair cut looks great"--I can do. Real ones, nope.

3/ mistake you ever made?
My grandfather had a heart attack and instead of staying with him and telling him I loved him, I decided it was necessary to go outside and help the ambulance find the house. He died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.

4/ accident you ever had ?
I hit a tree during a blizzard while driving my father's car.

5/ feeling you ever experienced ?
the feeling of helplessness/loneliness when a friend/boyfriend has betrayed you.
Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm very unoriginal on this one...sleeping with a particular someone who should not have been slept with


ah, shades, it's a old favourite, isn't it ?


My grandfather had a heart attack and instead of staying with him and telling him I loved him, I decided it was necessary to go outside and help the ambulance find the house. He died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.


you know shades, this made me so sad for you. my grandpa died in a nursing home and i wasn't there, and i've never gotten over it.

your grandfather passed in peace thanks to you - you were there with the presence of mind to to help him when he needed you the most. that's what love is about.

thanks for your comment, it meant a great deal to me.

mig XX
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
 1.. uh uh.. people I know actually read this site!
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Reply By: greywar 1.. uh uh.. people I know actually read this site!


hmmm. so, greywar, you did something sooooo bad that it's your 1 through 5 all at once ?

argh ! that sounds really good ! tell me what it was. hehe. i won't tell anyone

mig XX
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
1/ thing you ever did and then blamed on "lust" ? hustled someone very rudely out the door so that I could be with someone else.

2/ lie you ever told ? I've got to wait out another 2 years before admitting anything...

3/ mistake you ever made? Quitting high school. It took me more than ten years to go back. What a waste of time. (although some of it was fun).

4/ accident you ever had ? None. knock wood.

5/ feeling you ever experienced ? Thinking that my daughter was missing, instead she was on a school trip that I had thought was on a different day. No one was at her school at all, and it took some time before it all got sorted out.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
2/ lie you ever told ? I've got to wait out another 2 years before admitting anything...


nicky !. that's such a horribly interesting thing NOT to tell !.

will we ALL find out in 2 years ?

btw, i'm so very glad your daughter was safe

mig XX
Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
1/ thing you ever did and then blamed on "lust" ?

Slept with my best friend's brother's ex-wife in his house. The bad part was getting caught and having to beat him up. In self-defense, of course.

2/ lie you ever told ?

I can't honestly say I recall ever telling a lie, other than the polite ones like "No, your ass doesn't look fat" kinda ones.

3/ mistake you ever made?

See #1.

4/ accident you ever had ?

Hmm, it's a toss-up between a head-on collision where I sailed through the windshield, and being struck by lightening and being blinded for 3 months.

5/ feeling you ever experienced ?

Not knowing if I would ever be able to see again.
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
mason ... can i say it again ... what a LIFE you've had

good to see you back

mig XX