Morning Woods And JoeU

...Damn Penises!

from JoeUser Forums
Its already been 30 minutes since I woke up. I've almost smoked an entire cigarrette. And loaded a few pages on JU and I still have a morning wood... Houston I think we have a problem.

I really need to take a piss... and this a woody that if I wanted to I would have to like lean over the loo just to take a piss.

Sometimes I think morning woods are a blessing and then sometimes I think they are a fucking curse... that would be this one this morning... I really have to pee.

If it dont go down soon I think Im gonna have to have a little chat with ol' Mr. Blinky here... its frustrating...

And it happens at the wrong time... what if I just got up and had to rush into work? Thats not gonna look good walking in the door with a stiffy.

Anyone else have this problem? Does it have to always last this fucking long?

You would think after reading some serious post that it would srink in to submission... but NO!

Thomas
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
It's called torque, my friend. Just don't bang your head on the toilet on the way down.

-- B
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
just go in the bathroom and stand on your head to pee
Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lol.... I dont know what to say... though I will say it went down As for me standing on my head and peeing... michael the moment you can produce a photo of you doing it and actually succeeding at it... than I will try it until then... I dont want a concussion
Thomas
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
LMAO ..sux to be a guy

Jess