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Sunday Morning Sex

Sunday Morning Sex

A friend sent me this and so I thought that I would share it....



I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away.
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.
" Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
"He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.




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Reply #26 Top

RESCUE ATTEMPT

A brunette, redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing To the roof.

The firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them To jump into.

The firemen yelled to the brunette, Jump! Jump! It's your only chance To survive!

the brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yanked the Blanket away & the brunette slams into the
sidewalk like a tomato..

c'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!

said the firemen to the redhead.

oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away! says the redhead.

No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with redhead!

OK says the redhead, And she jumps. SWISH!

The firemen yank the blanket away, and she is Flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof.

Again, the firemen yelled Jump! You have to Jump!

No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away! Look, the blonde says,
nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket
away!

So what I want you to do is put the blanket down on the
ground, and Back away from it!
Trolling
Insightful

Reply #27 Top
OxygenHazard-1, did you mean to post Rescue Attempt here? Might do better on Blonde Joke thread.   

EDIT: Never mind, you posted it to both, sorry.