Nudity on WinCustomize!

OK,

I opened SDC and and wanted to install the WB6 update/beta. SDC needed to uninstall WB5 first. I clicked OK, and when that operation was complete I was prompted to reboot. That seemed to make sense.

But once my PC had restarted and windows was loaded, I was exposed to a naked WindowsXP. Full desktop nudity. I am outraged.

What if it had been one of my children viewing the bare taskbar glistening (well, a bare taskbar doesnt quite glisten...) on my LCD. Seedy start menu jiggling ( it didn't actually jiggle, but it wanted to )under my cursor. My sensibilities were truly offended by this titillating ( ok, it wasnt exactly titillating )..

Nonetheless, none of us should have to be exposed to this sort of skinless filth. It is fortunate that a new version of WB was readily available for installation so I was able to clean up my PC, but the memory of the shock and horror is hard to shake.
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But once my PC had restarted and windows was loaded, I was exposed to a naked WindowsXP. Full desktop nudity. I am outraged.


I can verify! I went running through the house screaming MY EYES! MY EYES! until my wife gave me a good smack. Said I should grow up.........she don't understand.........
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I can vouch for the veracity of Ingui's statement.

I must confess however that i was strangely aroused. I know, i know.... shameful.
Feeling my face redden and fearing falling further from grace, I quickly proceed to complete the installation and "clothe" my windows once again.

Once that was complete it was all ok. Luckily, no-one walked past my PC while this "windows strip-tease" was taking place. *phew*

Thang God it's all back to normal now. Like Ingui, I hope I never have to face that again.
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What is this world coming too!? Naked windows is just unacceptable!   
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This is why I enable Aero before rebooting.
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And yes....WE WANT PICS!
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Eeek! It flashed us!
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im still tryin to locate the nipples..........  
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Yeah, the missus hasn't let me live it down since....happened to me once, and you'd swear I'd been on the Playboy site. The looks of horror I was given, like it was all my fault ....geez, I still can't help feeling guilty...fearful to turn my puter, just in case it happens again while she happens to be looking.

****c'mon starkers, get a grip on yourself....oops, er, people might think you actually like naked Windows****

im still tryin to locate the nipples....


Nipples? There were nipples? Sheeesh, the missus hit the off button before I could determine whether I was looking at the front or the back.
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This is so not the thread I was expecting to see when I clicked on the link...   
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This is so not the thread I was expecting to see when I clicked on the link...   


  
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I don't know what to say ... it ...ahh ..I'd rather not talk about it! Can we pretend this didn't happen?     
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It frightened my cats. They'll never forgive me now

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"clothe"

....you thound great with a lithp, Chet....

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This is so not the thread I was expecting to see when I clicked on the link...


Actually, I'm rather glad it wasn't....nudity could be a bit of a shock to the system after being....um, 'protected' from it for so long by the missus.
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Errr... Oi, Erk... i meant "clothe" as in "dress". Thuck on that.
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Yeah ThErk! Dang Authralians!
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Congrats Ingui... you nearly gave me a heart attack when I saw the title of this thread 
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OK...call me risque ....but I often go 'naked'.....

 

 

 

 

 

...even take my sunnies and cap off, now and then....

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My sensibilities were truly offended by this titillating ( ok, it wasnt exactly titillating )..


Personally I enjoy a nice bit of tit elation......
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im still tryin to locate the nipples..........


- I couldn't find them either, not for lack of trying though   

I read the title and said to myself that someone had finally uploaded a wb skin with nudity, I guess I'll still have to wait   


Personally I enjoy a nice bit of tit elation......


me too! Heck that would be a great name for a wb skin!   

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K...call me risque ....but I often go 'naked'.....


Now that wouldna bin you wot CCTV caught bicycling naked thru East Melbourne...now would it? Yeah, it wos you....I thort them sunnies n' tha cap looked a bit familiar. Cold that mornin' wos it?
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Congrats Ingui... you nearly gave me a heart attack when I saw the title of this thread 


Thankyou. Glad I could add some excitement to your life Zoomba