Weekly Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines

(Due to lack of postings)

from JoeUser Forums

"SUV crashes into store, perhaps in attempt to steal guns" --headline, Orlando Sentinel, May 21

Police looking for SUV - considered Armed and Dangerous!

"Hunter Struggles to Be Noticed on GOP Debate Stage"--headline, San Diego Union-Tribune, May 17

He should do what Cheney did - that will get him noticed.

"Dementia Training Scheduled for June 1 in Perrysburg"--headline, News-Messenger (Fremont, Ohio), May 17

And for those who forget, June 2, June 3, June 4, ........

"Governor Recognizes Local Residents"--headline, Hampshire Review (Romney, W.Va.), May 16

Hey Fred!  Long time no see!

"Dog Bites Down Slightly for Letter Carriers"--headline, East Valley Tribune (Mesa, Ariz.), May 17

Must have been kind to letter carrier week.

"Rangers: Beware of Walking Bears"--headline, KUSA-TV Web site (Denver), May 17

Running ones are not a problem????

"Shark virgin birth warning to man, expert says" --headline, CNN, May 25

Yes, when she says she has a headache, pay ATTENTION!

"Bee Feed Tested for Pet Food Taints"--headline, Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, May 18

Taint cats and taint dogs.

"Miller Posts Flat Beer Sales Again"--headline, Associated Press, May 17

No wonder they are only number 2 in sales.

"Will We Have Gas During Hurricanes?"--headline, WTSP-TV Web site (Tampa, Fla.), May 17

Only if we eat the beans.

"Finding Cause of Diarrhea Is a Process of Elimination"--headline, St. Louis Post-Dispatch, May 17

Guess they found it.

"Pakistani Husband Accused of Being Woman"--headline, Associated Press, May 20

Must be that Virgin Birth we heard about.

"Women to Get No-Period Pill"--headline, Associated Press, May 21

This should clarify when no means NO!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Police looking for SUV - considered Armed and Dangerous!


And for those who forget, June 2, June 3, June 4, ........


Only if we eat the beans.


very good DG
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
very good DG


Thank you!
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
"Hunter Struggles to Be Noticed on GOP Debate Stage"--headline, San Diego Union-Tribune, May 17


Camouflage proves to be effective.

"Dog Bites Down Slightly for Letter Carriers"--headline, East Valley Tribune (Mesa, Ariz.), May 17


Same dog bites down hard on milk man.

"Shark virgin birth warning to man, expert says" --headline, CNN, May 25


Second coming of Jaws is near.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Same dog bites down hard on milk man.


I have been called worse.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
Doc, I see you have not lost your touch in the humour department. Very funny as usual.


Shark virgin birth warning to man, expert says" --headline, CNN, May 25


Second coming of Jaws is near.


Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mason, good ones too!


All are welcome to contribute. After all, I dont write them, I just gather them!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
Very funny as usual.


Thank you! Good to see you back as well.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Love it.. I really needed a laugh today.. thanks.. & a Big Bear Hug your way!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
Um... Perrysburg! This made me LAUGH!
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

Love it.. I really needed a laugh today.. thanks.. & a Big Bear Hug your way!

Guess you needed a double dose!  Thanks for the bear hug, and glad to bring some mirth your way!

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

Um... Perrysburg! This made me LAUGH!

When ws that meeting again?