Daily Dose of Weird and Whacky Headlines
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"Experts: Safeguards Lacking on Cadavers"--headline, Associated Press, March 8
Can't have that! They might hurt themselves.
"Property Casualty Insurers Association Tells New Jersey Senate That Boats Are Not Automobiles"--headline, SNLi.com, March 8
Next lesson? "Dick and Jane".
"Harvey Milk Sculpture Planned for SF"--headline, Associated Press, March 9
Is that the whey to create a sculpture?
"Report: Mayo in Car Stopped by Police"--headline, Charleston (W.Va.) Gazette, March 10
Maybe they took "Hold the Mayo" a little too literally.
"State Workers in Store for Salary Hike"--headline, Topeka (Kan.) Capital-Journal, March 9
No wonder state workers rarely get raises! No one tells them which store!
"Bush to Meet With New Mexican President"--headline, Associated Press, March 13
Guess Bush is backing Richardson in 08.
"Report: US to Assist Libya With Nuck Power Plant"--headline, Jerusalem Post, March 12
What will the fuel be, grouse?
"Suspect in Cop Killing Won't Face Death"--headline, Denver Post, March 13
Kill a cop and live forever????
"Pope Wins Wal-Mart Bass Fishing League Event on Lake Murray"--headline, FishingWorld.com, March 12
Preliminaries are over, now he has to win the Fisher of men category.
"South Dakota Art Center Stops French Performance With Vomiting, Simulated Sex"--headline, Associated Press, March 12
French performances usually have that affect on audiences.
The Pope one is my favourite too...