Dear Santa! Please give me a poney and...

ok, you can cross the pony off list....

must be some suite! site wouldn't make it through the college firewall...

must be some suite! site wouldn't make it through the college firewall...

  Use your imagination then. It's a Santa suite but it's...'lovely'

Where's YOUR wishlist?

Fairyy~, you want a red X for christmas?

My list:

Not bad, but I don't think she's worth $60.

 

Dear Santa, I'll have one of those suits (similarly filled) as well as two bottles of those little blue pills.....bugger, it's Christmas, make that three.

My list:

'Behind Bars: Surviving Prison'? Zubab, are you preparing for something?

Dear Santa, I'll have one of those suits (similarly filled) as well as two bottles of those little blue pills.....bugger, it's Christmas, make that three.

Those darn pills even got in Australia   

Those darn pills even got in Australia

Yep, we might be an island, but thar be a few pirate ships a passin' wot drops 'em in so's we not be laggin' be'ind tha Northern 'Emisphere.

Oh and BTW, that whar three appropriately' filled santa suits...juss ta clear up any confusion o'er wot ta git me. Being as I can git them thar blue pills in bottles o' 200, me thinks a couple'd might juss git me thru tha 'oliday season.

Greedy? Nope, it's juss that I don't see anyfink else under tha tree wiv my name on it.

Fairyy~, you want a red X for christmas?

Can I just have the hat ?

ok, finally made it outside the firewall to get a peak at what it is that starkers is busy swallowing pills fer...I just don't get it? an airbrushed, photoshopped female who, even were the pic real, is probably 78.9% synthetic? and she's in velvet no less! the static electricity generated would more than likely burn the house down!

ok, finally made it outs ide the firewall to get a peak at what it is that starkers is busy swallowing pills fer.

Er!!! I did say 'appropriately' filled x 3...thar'll be no silicon puppies fer this ol' dawg.

and she's in velvet no less! the static electricity generated would more than likely burn the house down!

Like the velvet's gonna stay on that long

Oh, and Fairyy~....me thinks ya might wanna stock up on those incognito bags, cos it looks like it could be shaping up fer a rather blue XXX Christmas.

Can I just have the hat ?

Sorry my mistake. I was refering to the little red X when I couldn't see your picture anyway, a hat will do

  starkers, take advice from Neo

ok, finally made it outside the firewall to get a peak at what it is that starkers is busy swallowing pills fer...I just don't get it? an airbrushed, photoshopped female who, even were the pic real, is probably 78.9% synthetic? and she's in velvet no less! the static electricity generated would more than likely burn the house down!

Exactly! I tried looking for a less artificial model on that site, but there are more photoshop layers on them then all the make-up they put on.

starkers, take advice from Neo

It'd definitely have to be the 'blue' pill...the red ones just make me sleepy.

But what I really want for Xmas is a nice quiet day with my wife, a nice Christmas dinner and some plum pud. As for the gifts & decorations, etc, were saving to move next Feb so were not bothering, just cards to our closest friends & family.

just cards to our closest friends & family.

nothing like a well wrapped seven of clubs underneath the ol' evergreen if you ask me...

nothing like a well wrapped seven of clubs underneath the ol' evergreen if you ask me..

You mean I've gotta go out and buy several decks of playing cards as well? We'd need about 60 of 'em (7's of Clubs)...not a chance, no way Hose`!

I'd rather spend the doh on me missus, but seeing as we're saving to move (think there's some old newspaper and a ribbon laying about the place) I'll gift wrap meself and put the cash towards our moving fund.

hmmmm...a starkers present...isn't there another thread about this running currently?

peace for the world!

and blue pills

orry my mistake. I was refering to the little red X when I couldn't see your picture anyway, a hat will do

The little red X is a GIF of a pony galloping ...i cant see it, i wonder why your just getting no image.

Oh, and Fairyy~....me thinks ya might wanna stock up on those incognito bags

I keep a fresh supply ..things go downhill rapidly ....

It'd definitely have to be the 'blue' pill...the red ones just make me sleepy.

yes, but if you mix them with the green one's the result just looks all Christmassy!

The little red X is a GIF of a pony galloping ...i cant see it, i wonder why your just getting no image.

I can see it now, thanks. Now this present needs a final touch

and blue pills

Maybe they should make the blue pills as suppositories. That way they could be more effective and you'd need a little les than a bottle of 200...

By the way, here's Madonna's wish

Sage Gemini: I can see it now, thanks. Now this present needs a final touch

Cool !!!