Troll? Are we sure?

The dirty little secrets some green eyes might be hiding!

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I keep seeing this "Troll" peeking out at me whenever I view a WC thread. I was concerned. There have only been 5 other times I've been haunted by a "Troll".

O.K., maybe more.........but that is a topic for a different thread :LOL:

Funny, in my previous encounters with these "Trolls", they actually looked like Trolls! This is NOT the case with Sir Bichur's Avatar.

I know Trolls. This is NO TROLL!

I submit to you my evidence that something may just be wrong here..........

This "Troll" is cunning. This "Troll" has been seen driving EMERGENCY VEHICLES!



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Yet, this "Troll" is quite possibly NO TROLL AT ALL!

Riddle me this......



Is this a Troll or, a Gremlin?........(Troll)


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This?




(Gremlin)



The good Mr. Bichur...? a.k.a. the "Troll"?

Is his Avatar really a "Troll"? Please look below....





Troll? Gremlin? One may argue that either is good. One might claim that each commands the same respect.

Who among us doesn't love a Troll?

Ladies, and gentlemen of the WC Jury.........I present to you FURBY!





Hummm, it seems we may be in company with, well...........
Furby on Viagra! :LOL: :D :LOL: :LOL:
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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top
http://h1.ripway.com/theguylf/MisterBichur.jpg
Furby on Viagra!


No, no, no....Troll doesn't take Viagra.....his throbber works fine without it.
Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top
No, no, no....Troll doesn't take Viagra.....his throbber works fine without it.
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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

It's his stump he has problems with

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top
As a general rule of thumb, Troll(s) will always end up breaking things that confuse them

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Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top
It's his stump he has problems with


Yeah....and he props that up with a couple 0' broomsticks.

As a general rule of thumb, Troll(s) will always end up breaking things that confuse them


So that's why his throbber was broken a while back....he shoulda thought of viagra back then
Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Bichur is a "Gremlin-Troll" ...It could happen..LoL

But I must say, as far as Trolls go, he's alright...

Maybe, Because he's a troll, he made a mistake while making a fake ID and used a picture of a gremlin..LoL

At anyrate, even if his avatar isnt exactly authentic, there can be no mistake, Bichur is a Troll... LoL
Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top
It's his stump he has problems with

As a general rule of thumb, Troll(s) will always end up breaking things that confuse them



You guys are harsh.

Bichur is a "Gremlin-Troll"



Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top
You guys are harsh.


Now, now....you know we all think you're lovable under that mean, green exterior.
Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Dear TheGuyPC,

First, let me express my heart felt sympathy for your lack of knowledge in this area. Had you chosen to participate in last years Troll Thumping Day, you may have been better versed on this subject. Obviously, you didn't download the 2 Troll Thumping Day Essential Icon Packs or venture into the Official Troll Thumping Day Thread. But fear not, there are only 7 months and 10 days til the next Troll Thumping Day. Be assured, Bichur is a Troll.

The evidence across the site is overwhelming. From the finding of his stump (Gremlins and or even half-breed Gremlins would NEVER live in a stump) to the plethora of destruction he brought to my numerous upload/comment sections.

I advise you to begin now in preperation for next years TTDAY and arm yourself with the necassary tools and knowledge. His avatar was not always as it is now. He took a good thrashing this past TTDAY and is only laying low. But I have no doubt he is up to no good and plotting some wicked revenge for next Years TTDAY.

In the mean time, if you feel he is 'stalking' you, it is possible to 'distract' him by leaving a 'monkey-lizard' or a 'cat' roasting on a spit. However, I must warn you (as I have painfully learned through numerous threats in my email) leaving a 'cat' on spit does not go over to well around here.

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Po' Smedley
(Grande Thumper)
Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top
'cat' on spit does not go over to well around here.


Neither does spit on cat....besides, they hiss and spit back....not very nice when it has eaten fish.
Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top
***TheGuyPc steps back.*** Ever aware of his surroundings***Reaches down for his matches-while grasping his Troll thumper tight***Not knowing if the wood thumper or, the metal thumper is better, TheGuyPc chooses wood. For the irony.***Having been made aware of the deception(s) a Troll can offer up... TheGuyPc is up2date, no longer in the dark concerning the Trolls wicked ways.***When the letters TTDAY are, again, the most meaningful letters this site has known, I WILL be ready and, waiting.***The sulphur will fly!***

But.........the cat won't fry. That is just wrong! Poor cat! I love cat's. The "Monkey Lizard" has been avoiding me lately...so I don't see that in the cards either. Either way, I just don't have it in me to impale another creature with some sort of spear, much less rotate them over a fire. Not even a Troll would warrant this kind of treatment.

Honestly, what has THIS poor creature done to you?



Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to gather my resources. I've always been up to a "good thumpin'". It will be a treat to know it's not me getting thumped for a change!

I have some friends that have a stump grinder. Maybe this could help...come TTDAY? (Funny...they really do have a stump grinder)

Funnier still, if you Google "Troll Gremlin"... this thread is listed third.


Still,I had to ask myself "what about Furby?"
Sadly, the answer was found here.>>>>> Please, if you are faint of heart or, easily upset, DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK AND READ THE CONTENTS.>> Thank you.>>> Link
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Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top
now THAT'S scary!!


Awww....how could anyone say such a thing! Those cute baby 'blues' look so innocent....

I'll not be participating in TTDay this year.....apart from being a pacifist, not wanting troll or any other blood on my hands, I most likely will be plum tuckered out from thumping a local pollie....